What is old man Tejada's age?

110.

Beltran can catch. Hit it somewhere else.

Not feeling comfortable at all but choate has been better of late.

Catcher.

Royals trying to bunt?

What kind of stupid one who sucks the penis bunts for a basehit when down a run in the 8th?

God we wore their closer out

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Sign from the new hitting coach?

Ned seems to really want to impress Georgie.

Man Ass v. Butler. I haz a ph34r.

Butler will ground to SS if he doesn't swing at strike 3 in the dirt

Two goddamn hits?
Again?
That's all?
Two goddamn hits???

Goldberg's just happy he's not getting any Gatorade on his nice suits.