OH **** NOW I AM SCARED

I'll **** her if Tony can't!

Aw, man. Orton is a bad ass handing off mother****er.

WHY COULDN'T PIOLI HAVE RE-SIGNED HIM? WE WOULD BE DEFENDING CHAMPS IF HE DID.

I knew Chris Christi was a piece of shit.

Candace Romo can't find Tony's penii with binocs.

TONY ROMO!!

...has some sand in his mangina

ORTON!

This is like if the 2012 Chiefs played the 2012 Chiefs.

Romo finding out how much he gets paid if he sits out the rest of the season...

Orton's finger makes it past the first play!

I love this place.

TONY ROMO!!

...disagrees

Hopefully romo is ok, want them to be at full strength next weekend

This.

They are playing shit football tonight.