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Wisconsin_Chief 06-06-2023 04:58 PM

I feel bad for MahiMike, wherever he is. Maybe I'm bias, but there aren't many things more pleasant to me than the smell of my wife's snatch. Guess I got lucky, and Mike had it rough.

Perhaps this was the cause of his disappearance? Couldn't handle the smell anymore and ran off into the Florida wetlands never to be seen again. People say he got eaten by a gator, but we all know it was aliens.

ToxSocks 06-06-2023 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 11312260)
My only stank puss story also happens to be my only fat girl story. I've shared this on CP before so i'll make it quick.

My 16th birfday and this ugly chick decides she wants to give me a B-day BJ (my friends had been going around and telling all the girls in the dorm to give me dome for my Bday). She's ugly as ****, imagine a short, fat Michelle Obama with an Elway grill piece. But im 16 and this chick is offering to suck the D so i'm not giving any ****s.

Anyway, she comes in and sucks the D. It's a mediocre BJ so i decide to take her to the bathroom to **** her. She drops her panties and.....and my gawd....it was the most awful, foul smell.

I go for it anyway. Tried to at least.

Couldn't do it. Her face, body and awful smell made my D go limp and couldn't get it in. I put my pants back on and had to tell her to kick rocks.

I love it when i look back at my old posts and crack myself up.

frozenchief 12-16-2024 10:03 AM

Apparently saying this can be defamatory. Just a word to the wise.

https://reason.com/volokh/2024/12/16.../#more-8309482

TLO 12-16-2024 10:19 AM

Thank you!

golfindude 12-16-2024 10:49 AM

I was on an elevator when this nice looking lady got on. Just her and me. Instantly I noticed a foul smell. I had just read this thread so I asked her if I could smell her pussy. She shot back with a resounding NO. I then told her, well then, it must be your feet.

FlaChief58 12-16-2024 11:30 AM

So telling a coworker that her pussy funk could knock a maggot off a gut wagon at 100 paces isn't acceptable?

threebag 12-16-2024 11:32 AM

Bet eDave would give it a taste.

VAChief 12-16-2024 11:57 AM

In college I was hired for the holidays working for JC Penney in the sporting goods department. I was working the dayshift one day with another female college student (who actually was pretty hot) and near the end she said watch my register I need to change for a party before the end of her shift. She uses one of the changing rooms and returns. A guy on the next shift arrives and begins checking the changing rooms for clothing that needs to be folded or hung up. He returns to the check out area and announces "damn who had the tuna fish sandwich in there?" I said nothing, but the chick next to me turned beat red. The dude was a dick, but I don't think even he had any idea it was likely her.

Graystoke 12-16-2024 01:15 PM

Hall of Classics?
What happened to the Hall of Classics I don't see it anymore?

Pepe Silvia 12-16-2024 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by VAChief (Post 17861619)
In college I was hired for the holidays working for JC Penney in the sporting goods department. I was working the dayshift one day with another female college student (who actually was pretty hot) and near the end she said watch my register I need to change for a party before the end of her shift. She uses one of the changing rooms and returns. A guy on the next shift arrives and begins checking the changing rooms for clothing that needs to be folded or hung up. He returns to the check out area and announces "damn who had the tuna fish sandwich in there?" I said nothing, but the chick next to me turned beat red. The dude was a dick, but I don't think even he had any idea it was likely her.

OMG ROFL.

Frazod 12-16-2024 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16972000)
OP is dead. He was murdered.

His wife discovered this thread and now she's doing life at Leavenworth. ;)

Yeah, my money's on this. I'll take SHIT YOU NEVER EVER POST ON THE INTERNET for $1,000, Alex.

This was first posted during my, uh, extended sabbatical imposed by the tyrants of the previous administration, and I never noticed it when it was recently bumped. But seriously, talk about some shit that will get you murdered in your sleep. Good lord. :eek:

Hoover 12-16-2024 02:20 PM

It might be your own disgusting breath you are smelling...

I remember my junior high football coach had the worst great in the huddle. Smelled like half coffee, half baby diaper full of shit. So maybe its a you problem.

ChiefsCountry 12-16-2024 02:31 PM

Thread is relevant for all the vaginas on here after yesterday

Raiderhater 12-16-2024 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 17862010)
Thread is relevant for all the vaginas on here after yesterday

It is EXTREMELY stanky up in here today to be sure.

Mosbonian 12-16-2024 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 17861935)
Yeah, my money's on this. I'll take SHIT YOU NEVER EVER POST ON THE INTERNET for $1,000, Alex.

This was first posted during my, uh, extended sabbatical imposed by the tyrants of the previous administration, and I never noticed it when it was recently bumped. But seriously, talk about some shit that will get you murdered in your sleep. Good lord. :eek:

I am pretty sure my wife will outlive me...and one of her instructions is to come in here and let everyone know I have passed, then have my account deleted.

So when I post...I try to remember not to say anything that will cause her to dig up my body and take it deep out into the ocean and put an anchor on it.


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