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Gender Female Intelligence 87 Appearance 80 Wealth 54 Nation China Region Guang'an Population 4,304,219 She'll have a nicely decorated apartment that overlooks the river, because she's willing to make a few financial sacrifices to be surrounded by beauty. http://static.panoramio.com/photos/medium/40886291.jpg |
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Gender Male Intelligence 64 Appearance 100 Wealth 29 Nation Democratic Republic of the Congo Region Lomami Population 2,048,839 Let's just address the obvious here. Every tribeswoman in the region looks at you and sighs. And not only that, but you've got game. You're smart enough to hold a good conversation, but not so smart that you'll be avoiding the bars every weekend. You are scoring constantly with the top chicks in Kabinda and for that matter the whole Lomami province when you can hitch a ride to other villages. The downside is that you probably only own one shirt, and it says, "Kansas City Chiefs, 1997 Super Bowl Champions", but that's not going to stop you. Sadly, though, you spend more time letting women fondle you than you do improving your station in life, so you're kind of stagnant, living on a cot in the back area of an open-air fruit store on this street: http://lh4.ggpht.com/-8-hsTR6iUDY/TT...JPG?imgmax=500 |
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Intelligence 25 Appearance 89 Wealth 99 Nation Pakistan Region Hyderabad Population 1,565,000 Gadzooks is an archetypal valley girl, but she's an Indus Valley Girl. Not bright at all, but smoking hot and quite wealthy. Gadzooks will attend an elite private school with western clothing and travel to Europe a couple of times a year to shop. On the streets of Hyderabad, she will pretend to hand beggars money out the window of her Mercedes, but will then pull up 10 feet every time they reach for it. And she'll likely have a racy webcam show just for fun, unaware that her relatives are considering killing her for it. She lives here when she's not traveling. http://videoconroyale.com/flashbanne...es/banner3.jpg |
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Intelligence 1 Appearance 62 Wealth 41 Nation Turkey Region Denizli Population 978,700 Um...yikes. You are one vulnerable female. I had to look this up, and you'll likely have an IQ in the 50s, which means that you won't finish elementary school and can do simple tasks with very close supervision. But hey, you have a nice figure, so you've got that going for you. I suspect you'll live on the ground floor of this apartment building, because if you lived on an upper floor you'd probably fall off the balcony. Tough break. https://www.google.com/maps/@37.8044...7i13312!8i6656 |
Not too shabby. (other than the potential honor killing).
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I'm in...what the hey
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Gender Male Intelligence 6 Appearance 55 Wealth 59 Nation China Region Chaoyang Population 3,322,224 Man, the intelligence scores are plummeting in the latest reincarnations. But stevieray will be smart enough to hold a low-level job, and he'll be well liked by his coworkers who also dismantle recycled electronics because they can give him all the stuff with mercury in it. He's well-built to survive the Manchurian winter and women view his simple life philosophies and everyman looks positively. He gets some support from his parents and lives on a middle floor in a place like this: http://static.panoramio.com/photos/large/84890485.jpg |
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Intelligence of 6 and you think he can hold a low level job? He'll be lucky if he can fasten his own Velcro shoes. |
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