Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Then don't let them get up.

Originally Posted by Fairplay

This thread is still churning. You know what? We still have no responses from Skip town and beer me in this whole thread.
Whats up with that?
They post about everyday i thought. Maybe all of a sudden they will come in and pummel this.

Originally Posted by tk13

Well I guess you would know. I feel bad for beer me... I'd hate to have some Andy Dick Californian-wannabe all over my balls because I wouldn't let him suck me off.

Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

How much do you weigh pally?

I'M GETTIN UP!!!

Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

Why don't you PM them. :)

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

A mildly amusing mini-story...

Once upon a time, two dunderheads thought it would be a good idea to steal my big bro's cooler full of beer. Big bro spotted them walking down the sidewalk, and we were off. As big bro slapped the top of the cooler, knocking it out of their hands as they weren't expecting it of course, I grabbed the guy on the left and threw him down. Of course, he starts to get up... my drunken mind processed as such... "Hm. He's bigger than me. If he gets up, he's gonna hit me back. That would be bad." So, I kicked him in the back of the head. Introducing his face to the sidewalk... and breaking a tooth in the process.

Just stay down. It's easier that way.

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Yea well I'm a pretty big guy but I have a small fry as otherwise noted so I have to make up for it in other ways.

Originally Posted by Fairplay

I think they are fully aware of the situation. Maybe when beer men gets a few in him this evening his rage will get the best of him and he will take on BD. Admission free to all Chiefsplanet.

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Who are you kidding? Based upon the way your looking at that ball in your avatar I would say you have a pretty big obsession with balls. What do you do after watching tennis, flip the channel to queer eye for the tennis guy?

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

More likely it will be when he puts a few away at the club tonight hits on the semi-reerun in formal wear who cant hold her head up and still gets shotdown in flames,then cruises the strip and gets laughed at by the low rent HOs then he'll be in a rage.Then maybe it'll really *kick off*.

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

When dude got stood up... and they realized he had a broken tooth, people felt the need to chastise me...

My drunken rage led to much yelling to the effect of... "fuck THAT GUY! HE STOLE MY fuckING BEER! SEND HIM OVER HERE, I'LL BREAK THE REST OF HIS TEETH!"

It's a good thing no one complied with my request. That guy would've whipped my ass.

Originally Posted by tk13

The steroids are obviously seeping into your brain. Too bad they only enhanced the part that makes you act like a dumbass.

Originally Posted by Fairplay

Im up all night, i will be waiting the appearance like a little kid waiting for Santa Claus to come down the chimmney.

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Daaaaaamn dude, chill out your really starting to hurt my feelings.

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

That sounds like a fun Friday night.