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Dylan 04-14-2011 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chefsos (Post 7565324)
People who never even open the NASCAR thread miss out on some cool stories. Nice find, Dylan.

ah, thanks, chefsos

get ready for a weekend of terror: Talladega this weekend http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-15961.gif

shirtsleeve 04-14-2011 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 7566084)
ah, thanks, chefsos

get ready for a weekend of terror: Talladega this weekend http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-15961.gif

Pfft. Talladega is good racing that reminds me of New England half mile modified racing.

Darlington however....

Bugeater 04-14-2011 11:05 PM

Dylan...you're attracting n00bs. Stop it.

shirtsleeve 04-14-2011 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7566093)
Dylan...you're attracting n00bs. Stop it.

n00bs? shit! where?:spock:

I was at Stafford Springs watching the Bodine and Bouchard brothers run when you you were still a gleam in your daddy's eye. I met Bugsy Stevens.

I was spinnin tire wear and siftin oil pans on NASCAR modified cars while you were still wondering if Ms. Smith was giving out gold stars for spelling.

Al Bundy 04-14-2011 11:23 PM

I want Kyle Busch to win it all, mostly because I want to see Dylan explode.

Dylan 04-14-2011 11:47 PM

If Earnhardt doesn't win, we may see the entire state of Alabama riot.


Dega is scary to watch -- 200 mph -- cars inches apart -- at the mercy of another driver -- and we're on the edge of our seats, waiting for "The Big One"

Thank God, through all that carnage -- cars airborne -- tumbling and breaking apart -- everyone seems to survive unscathed... total craziness

shirtsleeve 04-14-2011 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 7566136)
If Earnhardt doesn't win, we may see the entire state of Alabama riot.


Dega is scary to watch -- 200 mph -- cars inches apart -- at the mercy of another driver -- and we're on the edge of our seats, waiting for "The Big One"

Thank God, through all that carnage -- cars airborne -- tumbling and breaking apart -- everyone seems to survive unscathed...

Thats racing. I still remember Rustyo:-)

Oh, check your pm..

Dylan 04-14-2011 11:58 PM

wow... amazing!!!!

Dylan 04-14-2011 11:59 PM

I got to go to bed -- it's 2 am -- I got to get up at 7:30 ...

be back tomorrow nite...

...and to all a good nite.

shirtsleeve 04-15-2011 12:10 AM

OK, Dylan told me to share this. here it is. from my pm
Quote:

Some history, I used to work for a nascar modified team when I was in HS. Basically cuz of my dad. He was this master mechanic. Goeff Bodine, Bugsy, Ronny Bouchard, they all hanged with him. Everyone knew my dad. So I got to paint headers, stripe tires, check oil pans, etc for a team driven by Joe Becker. His sons played ball. Randy was a FA with the Cowboys. Todd died falling out a window at Pitt where he was starting as a LB as a sophmore.

Anyway, our team was the second ever team to put Goeffs steering system in our car after Goeff himself. the car handled like a dream. But it was nadless. My dad pleaded with Bill (the team owner) to drop a 350 four bolt small block to replace the 327, but he wouldn't, so my dad walked. I miss working a team to this day.

Dylan 04-16-2011 11:59 AM

http://rubbingsracing.com/rubbingsra...12logo2010.jpg


Starting Lineup
Aaron's 312
April 16, 2011
Talladega Superspeedway
ESPN2 Saturday 2 PM EST

Pos Car Driver Team Time Speed
1 2 Elliott Sadler OneMain Financial Chevy 53.331 179.558
2 33 Clint Bowyer(i) Rheem.com Chevy 53.386 179.373
3 7 Dale Earnhardt Jr.(i) Suave Men Chevy 53.463 179.115
4 1 Jamie McMurray(i) Phoenix Construction Chevy 53.629 178.560
5 16 Trevor Bayne RickyvsTrevor.com Ford 53.669 178.427
6 60 Carl Edwards(i) Fastenal Ford 53.708 178.297
7 20 Joey Logano(i) GameStop / Mortal Kombat Toyota 53.771 178.089
8 62 Michael Annett Pilot Travel Centers / Flying J Toyota 53.780 178.059
9 38 Jason Leffler Great Clips Chevy 53.785 178.042
10 88 Aric Almirola Grand Touring Vodka Chevy 53.786 178.039
11 4 Kevin Harvick(i) Armour Vienna Sausage Chevy 53.786 178.039
12 12 Sam Hornish Jr. Alliance Dodge 53.792 178.019
13 32 Reed Sorenson Dollar General Chevy 53.793 178.016
14 6 Ricky Stenhouse Jr. Blackwell Angus Ford 53.794 178.012
15 30 James Buescher(i) ABF U-Pack Moving Chevy 53.833 177.883
16 22 Brad Keselowski(i) Discount Tire Dodge 53.874 177.748
17 31 Justin Allgaier Brandt Chevy 53.875 177.745
18 66 Steve Wallace 5-hour Energy Toyota 53.910 177.629
19 09 Kenny Wallace Family Farmers Toyota 54.003 177.323
20 87 Joe Nemechek ExtenZe Toyota 54.114 176.960
21 21 Tim George Jr Applebee's Chevy 54.154 176.829
22 18 Kyle Busch(i) Z-Line Designs Toyota 54.155 176.826
23 11 Brian Scott Shore Lodge Toyota 54.164 176.796
24 99 Michael Waltrip(i) Aaron's Coloring Contest Toyota 54.322 176.282
25 14 Eric McClure Hefty Black Out / Reynolds Chevy 54.334 176.243
26 23 Robert Richardson Jr. Wildlife Conservation Society Dodge 54.697 175.074
27 01 Mike Wallace G&K Services Chevy 54.711 175.029
28 74 Mike Harmon Riverwalk Cafe Chevy 54.731 174.965
29 19 Mike Bliss TriStar Motorsports Chevy 54.784 174.796
30 44 Jeff Green TriStar Motorsports Chevy 54.933 174.321
31 81 Donnie Neuenberger Eagle Convenience Stores Dodge 55.032 174.008
32 82 Blake Koch # RIzeUp.us / Daystar.com Dodge 55.094 173.812
33 41 Jennifer Jo Cobb # Rick Ware Racing Ford 55.140 173.667 http://www.racinground.com/forums/im...ies/candle.gif
34 15 Timmy Hill # Rick Ware Racing Ford 55.211 173.444
35 40 Scott Wimmer Key Motorsports Chevy 55.211 173.444
36 52 Danny Efland TRX Alliance Chevy 55.239 173.356
37 68 Carl Long Marro's Truck Ford 55.260 173.290
38 28 Derrike Cope Jay Robinson Racing Chevy 55.313 173.124
39 39 Josh Wise Cajun Industries Ford 55.318 173.108
40 89 Morgan Shepherd Victory in Jesus Racing Chevy 55.324173.089 http://thesprucetunnel.files.wordpre....jpg?w=31&h=32
41 51 Jeremy Clements Co-ops USA Chevy 55.491 172.569
42 79 Tim Andrews Howard Johnson Ford 55.654 172.063
43 70 Dennis Setzer ML Motorsports Chevy 56.234 170.288

* Bold - Sprint Series Cup Drivers
Did not qualify: none.

Old Dog 04-16-2011 12:20 PM

Hendrick takes the first two rows for the race tomorrow (#24, #48, #5, #88). Nothing fishy there AT ALL.

kstater 04-16-2011 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truebigdog (Post 7569607)
Hendrick takes the first two rows for the race tomorrow (#24, #48, #5, #88). Nothing fishy there AT ALL.

Yeah, that upstart team came from nowhere to do that.

Old Dog 04-16-2011 12:25 PM

The 5th spot for tomorrow is Landon Casill (another Hendrick driver).

Dylan 04-16-2011 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 7569611)
Yeah, that upstart team came from nowhere to do that.

lol

Honestly, qualifying means nothing at 'Dega -- Not a thing


The odds on the "Big One"

1-30 Laps

91-end of race

smittysbar 04-16-2011 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truebigdog (Post 7557090)
I was pretty sure that is what you were alluding to, but in a nutshell (for some reason I read the first 1000 posts yesterday) he was given a temp (7-day) ban after someone reported him (apparently not anywhere near the first time) for word filter evasion (IE typing NASC*R rather than NASCAR so that the word filter doesn't catch it if NASCAR were filtered out). Then the poster who reported it came back and said for all intents and purposes, "take it back, I didn't mean it" so they unbanned him and then his very first post back was something to the extent of **** THE MODS in a picture, but with an asterisk in place of the U (the same thing he had been banned for) so Phobia gave him a 30-day vacation.
I haven't bothered to read the rest of it as I actually have some work to do at work today, but I'm sure it's all pretty much the same nonsense as teh first 1,000 posts. It doesn't really effect me one way or the other though as I don't see it as a huge loss.

You can still say whatever you want to and if folks don't want to see it they can set the filter where curse words (or anything else they desire) will show up as asterisks.

Phob should just stay away from that, he and Clay have personal issues so no matter if he is right or wrong, it will come out looking shady. I guess we have a shit ton of Mods now, just defer it to someone else....save a lot of BS from the board.

Dylan 04-16-2011 01:14 PM

Free Nationwide Scanner Listen Now!
http://www.nascar.com/


Live Leaderboard:
http://www.nascar.com/nationwideseri...derboard/race/

smittysbar 04-16-2011 01:17 PM

Wish they had a scanner for Nationwide

Dylan 04-16-2011 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smittysbar (Post 7569751)
Wish they had a scanner for Nationwide

http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-14836.gif

Dylan 04-16-2011 01:23 PM

Get Ready, get ready. Green, green, green - Go!

All clear

Clear by 5, clear by 5. all clear

Clint & Junior hooked up

Carl & Trevor hooked up

smittysbar 04-16-2011 01:23 PM

Watched Wild Bill try to qualify earlier, slowest of the day, but will get in because of champion exemption. His engine sounded horrid!

smittysbar 04-16-2011 01:23 PM

CARL!

smittysbar 04-16-2011 01:23 PM

lol Nevermind

Dylan 04-16-2011 01:27 PM

who's Jennifer gonna push? http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-15961.gif

7 lead changes in 7 laps lol

smittysbar 04-16-2011 01:30 PM

Well this looks to be a ****ing BORE!

Dylan 04-16-2011 01:34 PM

Junior said that Hornish (running 3rd) & Stenhouse pushing him is "...gonna crash if they keep doing that. Give them room"

http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-16881.gif

kstater 04-16-2011 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smittysbar (Post 7569839)
Well this looks to be a ****ing BORE!

Said that at Daytona. This 2X2 shit is lame.

smittysbar 04-16-2011 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 7569870)
Said that at Daytona. This 2X2 shit is lame.

Agreed.

Dylan 04-16-2011 01:44 PM

April 16, 2011.

Excerpt: CUP: Earnhardt Jr. Gets Things Off His Chest

Hendrick driver says two-car drafting is a bad thing…

Earnhardt Jr.’s view on the two-car tandem drafting that dominated the Daytona 500 and is likely to dominate Sunday’s race here.

In brief, he hates it.

“I’m hoping this kind of racing goes away fast so we don’t have to talk about this no more,” he said. “It’s a mess. This is a bunch of crap.”

He was just getting warmed up.

“I mean everybody thinks it is cool now because it’s new and it’s neat and ‘Wow, what is going on?’ Everybody is getting a big kick out of it. Over the long haul, man, it’s not the best.

“It is not as good as 40 dudes in one pack racing like hell trying to get to the front. It is nowhere near as good as that. Give me that any day over this. Over the long haul, people will realize it and go, ‘Yeah, OK.’

“The novelty of this – once the new of all this wears off, how interesting this is and how unique it is wears off, I think that people will start to see.”

So, should NASCAR approach Daytona and Talladega rules differently?

“I think NASCAR is doing what they think is right, and I don’t want to say what they are doing is wrong, because I don’t know,” Earnhardt Jr. said. “I don’t know whether I’m right or wrong. I just know what I prefer, what I like. It’s my opinion. I’m entitled to one. Everybody’s got one. I don't know what’s right or wrong."

http://nascar.speedtv.com/article/cu...nascar-sprint/

smittysbar 04-16-2011 01:45 PM

Kyle missed his pit! America! **** Yeah!

Dylan 04-16-2011 01:47 PM

LOL...

Honestly, I'm so glad I found the unfiltered button -- Who knew? LMAO

Dylan 04-16-2011 01:51 PM

Dale asked his CC to find out how good Sadler's bumper is ...

smittysbar 04-16-2011 01:54 PM

Not sure that was so smart for them to bring Carl in

Dylan 04-16-2011 01:57 PM

freakin Hornish is in front of Jr leading... I think Jr isaid he's going to move away from Hornish & pass him

Jr said, "This ain't worth a shit. It's boring. I might as well close my eyes & keep running"

http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-16881.gif

smittysbar 04-16-2011 01:59 PM

never Jr's fault.....

Dylan 04-16-2011 02:02 PM

the middle pack is getting racy

Dylan 04-16-2011 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smittysbar (Post 7569972)
never Jr's fault.....

Never! :thumb:

the mid pack can't drive -- I don't care if they're in Cup or not -- learn restrictor racin' or get the **** out of the way

Dylan 04-16-2011 02:07 PM

The Talladega Tango

http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-16881.gif

Dylan 04-16-2011 02:09 PM

What's Carl doing running 16 with the field fillers

Kinda dangerous, no?

Dylan 04-16-2011 02:10 PM

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Sam Hornish is spinning like a top LMAO

Bugeater 04-16-2011 02:16 PM

Ok, how did this place become Smitty's Bar Lounge. IIRC Smitty doesn't even have a bar anymore.

Dylan 04-16-2011 02:16 PM

Junior-Childress motors great at 'Dega

Dylan 04-16-2011 02:17 PM

uh oh, the mid pack is setting themselves up for "The Big One"

smittysbar 04-16-2011 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7570022)
Ok, how did this place become Smitty's Bar Lounge. IIRC Smitty doesn't even have a bar anymore.

They are trying to make up for taking all my rep away :thumb:

Bugeater 04-16-2011 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smittysbar (Post 7570034)
They are trying to make up for taking all my rep away :thumb:

Yeah I just found it in the bitchfest thread.

Dylan 04-16-2011 02:21 PM

Junior is going to start to more http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-16881.gif

He's gonna catch these guys real quick

Dylan 04-16-2011 02:22 PM

what the hell is Bliss doing in the grass?

good save --

smittysbar 04-16-2011 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7570039)
Yeah I just found it in the bitchfest thread.

See ya got your name back

mlyonsd 04-16-2011 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 7570041)
Junior is going to start to more http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-16881.gif

He's gonna catch these guys real quick

Where does he start tomorrow?

smittysbar 04-16-2011 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 7570043)
what the hell is Bliss doing in the grass?

good save --

Gotta get camera time for the sponsors

Dylan 04-16-2011 02:24 PM

this is not real racing.

Old Dog 04-16-2011 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mlyonsd (Post 7570051)
Where does he start tomorrow?

4th
All 4 Hendrick cars are in the first 2 rows and then Cassil is in 5th.

Dylan 04-16-2011 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mlyonsd (Post 7570051)
Where does he start tomorrow?

4th

smittysbar 04-16-2011 02:33 PM

Well that tells ya all you need to know about this style of driving, Carl and Baine talking FB and about tonight's plans over the radio............UNDER GREEN!

Dylan 04-16-2011 02:38 PM

Kenny Wallace leading at Talladega

Dylan 04-16-2011 02:44 PM

Watch Stenhouse go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO

AND... 3,500 lb fast car and Hornish = deadly

Dylan 04-16-2011 02:48 PM

Carl pushed Baby Jesus Logano a little too hard... / Stenhouse

Why would Carl hook up with Logano -- Smittysbar?

LMAO

chefsos 04-16-2011 02:50 PM

Just turned back to the race. Why the hell are they under red? Stenhouse's wreck looked pretty run of the mill to me.

smittysbar 04-16-2011 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 7570115)
Carl pushed Baby Jesus Logano a little too hard... / Stenhouse

Why would Carl hook up with Logano -- Smittysbar?

LMAO

Gotta hook up with someone, anyone

smittysbar 04-16-2011 03:00 PM

Man this shit sucks!

Bugeater 04-16-2011 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chefsos (Post 7570119)
Just turned back to the race. Why the hell are they under red? Stenhouse's wreck looked pretty run of the mill to me.

Something about oil on pit road.

Dylan 04-16-2011 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chefsos (Post 7570119)
Just turned back to the race. Why the hell are they under red? Stenhouse's wreck looked pretty run of the mill to me.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/nascar/dam/a...omepage-t1.jpg

Carl was pushing Logano into the turn, Why I don't know, Logano is horrible at plate tracks -- Stenhouse was in the middle pushing another driver (?) Logano tagged Stenhouse, the Nationwide points leader

It's like pushing Hornish, Jr

(let the bashing begin)




j/k LMAO

kstater 04-16-2011 03:04 PM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

smittysbar 04-16-2011 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 7570139)
http://i.cdn.turner.com/nascar/dam/a...omepage-t1.jpg

Carl was pushing Logano into the turn -- but Stenhouse was in the middle pushing another driver (?) Logano tagged Stenhouse, Nationwide points leader

In all fairness, They drove up into Logano and were separated so they were slow.

kstater 04-16-2011 03:13 PM

That was a lot of contenders.

Old Dog 04-16-2011 03:13 PM

big one

Dylan 04-16-2011 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smittysbar (Post 7570144)
In all fairness, They drove up into Logano and were separated so they were slow.

oh... ok

In the post interview Stenhouse said they caused the wreck

Mike Bliss & Lagano were involved in an earlier wreck

Dylan 04-16-2011 03:14 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE BIG ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who caused it?

I see Jennifer scrunched all up

Old Dog 04-16-2011 03:15 PM

First glance says Clint was at fault

Bugeater 04-16-2011 03:15 PM

OH NOES IT'S TEH BIG ONE

Dylan 04-16-2011 03:16 PM

looks like Kyle got loose & tagged Waltrip

I'm not familiar with Nationwide car numbers

racing in the middle is not where you want to be at plate tracks

we won't know until someone posts the crash on YouTube -- ESPN2 is too busy running 100 commercials

Old Dog 04-16-2011 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 7570160)
looks like Kyle got loose & tagged Waltrip

I'm not familiar with Nationwide car numbers

I think Clint "loosed" him

chefsos 04-16-2011 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7570138)
Something about oil on pit road.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 7570139)
Carl was pushing Logano into the turn, Why I don't know, Logano is horrible at plate tracks -- Stenhouse was in the middle pushing another driver (?) Logano tagged Stenhouse, the Nationwide points leader

It's like pushing Hornish, Jr

(let the bashing begin)




j/k LMAO

Thanks be to you two.

Wow, I come back from taking a dump and cars are everywhere.

smittysbar 04-16-2011 03:21 PM

That took out some BIG TIME contenders

Dylan 04-16-2011 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truebigdog (Post 7570162)
I think Clint "loosed" him

I don't think so. looks like the air was pulled off of Kyle's car by the cars passing high & low

Dylan 04-16-2011 03:22 PM

why would they want to talk to Trevor? He knows shit

the guy was in front of the wreck

Old Dog 04-16-2011 03:23 PM

but HE WON THE DAYTONA 500!!!!

kstater 04-16-2011 03:25 PM

Heh, when you get the nicest guy in the garage saying that, you done ****ed up.

Old Dog 04-16-2011 03:25 PM

I take it he isn't a an of the 2-car thing either


*edit, I was talking about Steve Wallace and his "2-car stupid racing....I hate it"

smittysbar 04-16-2011 03:25 PM

Steve Wallace and Kyle would make a good couple


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