Who would win?

Tim Allen or George Clooney

Cruise would summon the power of Xenu and infest Bieber's anus with Thetans.

A fight would be more entertaining than Beiber's music or Cruise's movies.

yes

I thought Bieber was a born again Christian (as he claimed) that finally got his shit together and was moving on past childish shit . . . . . ?

Nice to see he's back to the immature attention whoring since he hasn't been in the spotlight for a while.

BTW, Cruise is very athletic and does most of his own stunts in his movies. My money's on the older dude that's been around the block a few times versus the young pup whose bark is louder than his bite.

5 round fight with Matthew McConaughey as the mat

Cruise would **** his shit up. Scientology crap aside Cruise is a great guy who has the ability to channel abnormal levels of intensity and work ethic. I have no doubts if you give them both 6 months to prepare Cruise demolishes him.

Those two and Bruce Lee vs. prime Tyson.

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Didn't Orlando Bloom kick Bieber's ass a few months ago?

You don't **** around with old man strength. If he can't take Will Turner, he damn sure can't take Ethan Hunt.

You forgot Rhonda Rousey...

Who wins in a fight between Bruce Lee and Tom Cruise?

the world

would rather watch POV straight porn than these two pussies scissoring

I like where your head's at, sir.

Wait what? Bloom and Beiber fought? Damn I need to get my head out of the dust.

Anyway, Beiber is 5'9, 154. Cruise is 5'7 170. It would be a midget fight, but an even midget fight. Cruise has some serious pent up shit swimming around his dome, I'd give him a punchers chance. Particularly with time to prepare.