The falcon will fly in and attack his face...because it's a "trained attach falcon."

Beef Supreme is untrained with his flail and will probably end up slicing himself up as much as the bird. Then all I have to do is walk up and stand on his skull and crush it.
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Beef will be broke apart in mid-air.

Jeeeeeeesus.

I'm leaning loocy here, but the question is whether the bird can inflict enough damage for death since he has no weapon. I guess if the bird is on Beef's back shredding his ass, he might drop a weapon to be used against him if he gets the bird subdued.

Mother****er, those birds are the shit of nightmares.

A. He has no means of getting the bird to attack me. The bird is just as likely to attack him, or one of the patrons at the crowded mall, or a sparrow living in the rafters.

B. If it does by some remote chance try and attack me, good luck getting through the helicopter of death I am spinning above my head.

C. If it somehow manages to get through that, I will bite its head off like Ozzy on a six month bender. Then use my knowlege of the secret pit with spikes to lure loochy to his death by impalement.

How is this possible? Jjchieffan told me the earth is only 5000 years old.

damn, den i wuz rong, yo
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I need to know:

1) What kind of Falcon is this?
2) Has it been trained to attack Humans?
3) Does it eat at Chic-fil-A?

1) an Atlanta falcon
2) yes, in a LaSean McCoy fashion
3) yes, it enjoys fried chicken

Going with beef supreme. Falcon not remotely guaranteed to attack the correct person out of everyone.

Now he can attack with bolo or lead to the pit.

Well if it eats Chic-fil-a the odds may have shifted. If I am at a mall that has a Chic-fil-a, there is a good chance I will be seduced by the Chic-fil-a and forget all about the gladiator match. If the falcon is trained to attack Chic-fil-a, he will probably be attacking me. But he better bring his "A" game because I will cut a bitch for Chic-fil-a.

Apparently, crows can recognize human faces, meaning if you **** with a crow and the other crows see you do it, they'll attack you specifically every time they see your face. Not sure if Falcons have this ability.

Falcons have every ability.

Have to go Beef Supreme here, though the falcon is probably the coolest weapon thus far

LMAO

I never thought their sandwiches were "all that". I've always been drawn to their waffle fries. Mix some mayo and ketchup (which I hear is now referred to as "fry sauce") to dip them in.