I spent the week in a city I'm fairly certain has no alphas, Portland.

My toxic masculinity was obvious enough to make a hobo ladies dog bite me while walking down the sidewalk. She yelled at me for kicking it...while it was still actively biting me.

The fact that it's 2-1 is pretty hilarious.....

List of people who are dead to me:

Lewdog

I’m a LoneWolf. A one man wolf pack. By definition I have to be the Alpha.

Eat shit, Arizona boy!!

Since it would definitely be a beta thing to complain about being left off some stupid list, instead I'll just clean my guns and book a flight to Phoenix. :)

It's the bib overalls, my man. And the floppy-ass straw hat.

It pegs you right off the bat.

FAX

Quick, Lewdog, hide your fridge!!

Merge this into the Epic Fail thread.

Another popularity contest/list?

Good, 4321 to all of ya! :D

lewdog is so alpha he pretended to be beta so he could **** all of your wives behind your backs

you never suspected him

List checks out.

Tyler Bray.

Sorry, I was doing man's work while that thread was going on.

I am the alpha and omega. I'm ****ing amazing.

I will NEVER tell my children I love them. Put me on the ****ing alpha list bitch!!!!!