Ya, what the hell happened here? Call me a pussy all you want, but I don't piss on myself.

















.....anymore

I hate it when that happens...
(doesn't sit too well with my wife either)

Actually my roomate back in college did that same thing. Except he woke up in a stupor from the screaming, stood up and proceeded to piss in her sweater drawer.

That guy could drink a case of beer, never piss once the whole night then bamm, as soon as he fell asleep he pissed his pants.

It was funny at first but got old real quick.

My buddy Nick pisses everywhere. He broke into a car one time in a parking garage. Slept there all night, pissed himself, then left.

He spent the night at some girl's house that he met that night, woke up and pissed in her fish tank.

We rented a house in Newport, Ri this summer. He woke and opened the closet door about ready to piss all over my clothes. I stopped him, he looked at me, smiled and went back to bed. Which proves he knows he pissing, he just doesn't care.

I'd say it's time to look for new friends :banghead:

Nah, it makes for great stories the next day.

"What did you do last night?"

'Watched Nick pee on some cops shoes. Nothing out of the ordinary."

You should of come.




pussy

A buddy and I got kicked out of a bar one time and after leaving he turned around and pissed all over their front door. I'm amazed he didn't get arrested.

That's about the best piss story I've got. Actually, it's the only one....sorry guys, I hate to let you all down.....

Don't you mean that has never happened to you this week?

........you mean today?

I don't know if this is really the right thing to say but...............Congrats! :thumb:

You should post this on PatriotsPlanet...





...pussy ;)

Right!

I pissed on a clown once, a sad crying clown.

whaddavagina