That conversation is still continued at our dinner table.

BTW - When is your next trip down? I have your book and another to give as a present for letting me hold this one for so long.

I was there all day yesterday and was going to call you,however,it was Valentine's Day and you know where I'm going with this.

A bad?

Did you mean a series of consecutive bad life experiences? ;)

The "Joe's a dumbass and smoked one too many bongs" conversation? :bong:

i met this raiders fan......


thats it.

I worked at a guitar store that sold used CDs...


Two construction worker types come in kinda laughing and generally making sure that everyone knows their testosterone count is higher than average... They browse the CDs for awhile...

"Hey buddy..."
So I walk over to help em out..
"You got any of those CDs with lots of people on em?"
Often times when I get asked a question like this, I really know what people mean,but I pretend not to, just to mess with em, but I'm totally at a loss. -"I'm not really sure what you mean. Like an album with guest artists on it? I think we have a couple copies of 'Supernatural' in there..."
"Uhh, no man, like lots of different people on the same album."
-"Oh, you mean a compilation album."
"A what?"
-"Like a 'super seventies' type of album or something, when there are songs from different bands on one CD?"
"Yeah, like that."
-"I think we have a couple compilations in there, not too many though."

The two laugh and laugh, and snicker back and forth kinda repeating the word "compilation" and moching me a bit... I swear to God, these two were making fun of me, because they didn't know what the word I used meant!

:shake:

College boy.

I used to have a good friend that wasn’t necessarily an idiot, he just had a propensity to do idiotic things. The last one, try’n to make a bigger firecracker by grinding sparklers into dust as fuel for his “bigger bang”, got him killed.
But this one time, he’s remodeling a rental house for his boss and had finished all the sheet rocking, taping and mudding, upstairs when he noticed a nail in the top part of the wall directly in front of the staircase that he’d missed. Not wanting to screw up his sheet rock he stands on a chair at the top of the staircase with a claw hammer pulling, not prying, on this nail.
Well, he finally exerts enough energy that the nail suddenly gives up it’s grip and the hammer comes back and smacks him right in the center of his forehead, knocking him momentarily unconscious and off the chair. It’s by pure luck that he didn’t tumble right down the stairs and break his fool neck.

:eek: for real?

Yup. It’ll be 10 years ago this 4th of July.

I don't really have any funny stories to go with it, but my sister-in-law has a stunning combination of no knowledge about anything, no ability to comprehend an issue (much less analyze or solve a problem), and a complete lack of common sense.

She also doesn't have any kind of braking mechanism between her brain and her mouth. If she thinks it, she says it. Which, of course, results in her having the social grace of a poorly trained 4 year old.

:shake:

And just so you think I'm not saying all this because I hate her, I'll note that I formed these opinions before I met her sister, whom I married. My wife and in-laws are great, with this one little exception...

She sounds like a good match for SDChiefsfan.

I meet some good ones at work.

"What time do you close?"

"We're open 24/7"

"All day?"

:hmmm:

Does he also like short women with a complexion problem? If so, it's a match made in heaven.

Seriously, though, at the ripe age of 32 she finally found someone willing to date her and he ended up marrying her. He seems like a normal, well-adjusted guy who is neither stupid nor insane. I therefore honestly can't imagine WTF he is thinking marrying her...

Same person, prolly.....