Don't any of you fuggers Do it!

Little Buddy, its far too early in the day, to have your head so far in your butt that there is an echo. It can't be easy to get that spoon of Fruity pebbles to your mouth either.


Iowanian Posts must be like a Flame for a moth........You know it's eventually going to burn you, but you just can't help going to the light.

to those that feel this ode was funny
snickering "iowanians ass crack's runny"

you might now just want to remind
yourself, how clean's your own behind?
sec

I'll have you know, I do declare....
That I have on clean underwear.....

The reason why,is very clear....
I used some soap on my own rear....

I checked my legs, they were ok...
No matter as I don't wash them anyway.... :p

No percolation
during powerpoint slide show
must keep dignity.

If you don't have a clean rear derriere
No one will stick their tongue near there

Therefore no one will toss your salad
Thus the end of our ballad.

That is wrong on so many levels....

Wedding Tackle Splashed
Who Does Number 2 work for?!
Needing Plunger Soon

eight minute abs
ain't got nuttin' on my shits
grunt strain let 'er go.

Wonder what she ate?
Girl Farts smell like French Fries
Up wind is better.

Bombs away Captain
Cheerio Rises To Top
Fire Torpedo 2

venti mochalatta
not so pleasant this time 'round.
caffeine tickles bowels

Bucket of Cables
Bronco fans have to eat, too
wipe your chin, taco

Olestra on 'roids.
Clean the chute in no time flat.
corn nibs swept away.