Where, Oh where did my peeeeenis go?
Where, Oh where did it goooooooo??
With his foreskin cut short and his pubes cut long
Oh where, Oh where can it beeeeeee????

FAX

The people of Nigeria deserve all the missing penis hoaxes they can get.

By chance were you dating a slender brunette by the name or Lorena at the time of the disappearance?

Have you checked Redrum's mom's ass?

Why do threads from 2005 get pulled back up?

It's a cold case. I hope you don't want an artist to draw a sketch of the missing, with 4 years added age.

dumb post

And how are you Mr White?

Where was the last place you put it?