I could see getting freaked out if you were on a date. Pretty disappointing finding out you're not gonna score (unless you're into that sorta thing :Lin: ) But the relationship too? You looking for someone who's gone through menopause already or what?

True. Nothing that won't wash off I guess. I just hear how the guys I talk to think it's nasty.

I had actually originally posted that I am that way too, but thought it was TMI so I edited it.

Yeah, unfortunately, some saw it before it was too late.

Yes. And you belittling me isn't helping my self esteem.


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A man who can make a woman feel sexy while she's feeling bloated is a godsend.

Yet another thing I'm glad I don't have to deal with any more.

Why, did you give up sex with a female partner?

Having that not so fresh feeling during "Aunt Flo's" visit??? Are you tired of purchasing multiple items for the times when "the painter is in town"? Well have we got good news for you!!

From the makers of Kotex, Glade Plug-Ins, and Summers Eve comes...

The Tamplug.

The all-in-one tampon, douche, and freshener when your busy schedule won't allow you to multi-task. As your "lady juice" is being discharged, it is absorbed by the tamplug, then chemically reacts to change into vinegar for cleaning, and gives off a fresh, just cleaned your coffee pot aroma.

Coming soon... for those extra heavy days, the Oreck Tamplug.

I've long had the idea that a chinese manufacturer should print fortunes on tampons, just like on cookies. Then ovulating women would know the pleasures of "Help, I'm trapped in a chinese tampon factory!" jokes.

Maybe they should go with

Kotex, swab your twat!

So I'm flipping through my daughters' latest issue of "Seventeen" magazine the other day....because hey..... I'm a pervert............ and there is this full page ad for some brand of tampon.....it's an under water scene showing a woman scuba diving near the surface... and in the distance........................... a shark............. and the words "when you really need to stop leakage." scrolled across the picture..............


Jesus Christ.....



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That's f'ing vile.

I never understood the need for tampon advertisement. I always figured it was the type of thing that sold itself.

Way more to life than wasting time getting offended over something so stupid.

FWIW - I think it's funny.

This ole boy has plowed many of muddy fields in his lifetime.........