Must be one of those lemming spiders. You did the right thing bro. Now both of them can experience sex with 99 virgin lemming spiders.

MEDIC!

I think you are very brave.....people think they are good for us because they eat insects....no freaking way. They sit and stare at you for hours, not moving, just waiting for you to let down your guard and then they pounce...disgusting little creatures.

So you think they were setting up an ambush?

You killed both members of a couple! First you killed the female then when her newlywed husband comes home from work, "BLAM!" you take him out as well. What do you have against true love???

It's a profoundly slow news day here on Chiefs Planet...

Eh. She would have eaten him during the honeymoon anyway.

I am sure of it...they are just hiding in corners of your house, under the sink, under the couches, waiting, looking, as soon as you let your guard down....bam...they are evil and sneaky...their whole life is spent plotting their next kill.......:deevee:

They were playing simon says, or hide and go seek....

98, 99...ready or not here I come....

Yeah. I loathe children, too.

I think someone (*cough* Rain Man *cough*) ruined a pefectly good game of, "Marco Polo."

sorry to hear that....I still think spiders are worse...ROFL

You know it's against the Geneva Convention to kill medics, right? What kind of a soldier (or should I say killer) are you?

Actually guys, I'm sure it was just a coincidence. Spiders don't play "Marco Polo," and they don't mate for life, and I'm pretty sure that they don't have "jobs" such as 'doctor' or 'lawyer.' Their only job is to build and maintain their web so that they can eat. Unless of course you killed a recluse, which don't spin webs to catch food. They hunt and kill their prey.


Here is a link to prove it...
Everything you ever wanted to know about spiders, including (but not limited to): What they do and how they do it. And what they DON'T do, such as (have traditional jobs, play silly games, get married, "settle down," adopt, keep pets, take a pill to relax, etc...)

THREAD KILLER! :cuss: