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Goapics1 07-05-2005 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by rxrider
And FREE at that ... I got a knife ... anyone got a needle and thread?


:D


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You're going to heat up the knife first, right?

Kerberos 07-05-2005 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by KCFalcon59
I was thinking I had an honest caring wife. ****


:banghead:


With that in mind .....

OBVIOUSLY you were NOT THINKING!

:doh!:

What a :homer:




:D




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Kerberos 07-05-2005 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by apics1
You're going to heat up the knife first, right?

Yea I got a bic lighter.



:D



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Lzen 07-05-2005 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Clint in Wichita
I say give a mandatory vasectomy to every Planet member upon his 10,000th post.

What if it's a girl?

ZepSinger 07-05-2005 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Lzen
Heh, it seems we have one of these threads every few months. The thing that hurts is when they have to stick the needle in your sack several times to inject anesthesia. Once they get enough in there, the actual procedure shouldn't hurt. It took me 10 days for the pain to completely go away. Had to call the doc and ask for another prescription for painkillers. Use bags of frozen veggies to sit on to keep from swelling up.

Of course, there is always the possibility that your testicles could swell up to the size of a grapefruit. But I don't think that's very common. Most of the time, this procedure goes off without a hitch. Don't be a sissy, get it done.

Lzen has it right, brotha. Get it done. You'll be surprised how the ol' sex life picks up once you don't have to worry about your baby batter actually containing babies...
Z

TNTEICHER 07-05-2005 12:51 PM

Had one 14 months ago. No problems at all. I was nervous as hell through the whole procedure but it went fine. I was a little tender for about a week. But no real pain. Frozen peas are a godsend.
Glad I got it done -- have 3 kids and thats enough-- don't have to worry about more.

KC Kings 07-05-2005 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Lzen
Heh, it seems we have one of these threads every few months. The thing that hurts is when they have to stick the needle in your sack several times to inject anesthesia. Once they get enough in there, the actual procedure shouldn't hurt. It took me 10 days for the pain to completely go away. Had to call the doc and ask for another prescription for painkillers. Use bags of frozen veggies to sit on to keep from swelling up.

Of course, there is always the possibility that your testicles could swell up to the size of a grapefruit. But I don't think that's very common. Most of the time, this procedure goes off without a hitch. Don't be a sissy, get it done.

What if they are the size of grapefruit already?

Lzen 07-05-2005 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Kings
What if they are the size of grapefruit already?

Buy some really, really baggy pants.

Lbedrock1 07-05-2005 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
We've conducted similar threads in the past. Surprisingly, everybody on the Planet had great experiences with theirs. However, every person I know in the non-virtual world had some complications. I don't think it's going to be an option for me due to that.

Oh stop being a whimp, I had pain for two weeks and then it was gone. If you follow your doctors orders and don't try and have sex it will be over in two weeks. The part i really like is clearing you remaining swimmers. The Doctor wrote me a presciption for sex with 25 refills. I loved the look on my wifes face when she saw that. I had six weeks to fill the prescriptions.

Goapics1 07-05-2005 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Lbedrock1
Oh stop being a whimp, I had pain for two weeks and then it was gone. If you follow your doctors orders and don't try and have sex it will be over in two weeks. The part i really like is clearing you remaining swimmers. The Doctor wrote me a presciption for sex with 25 refills. I loved the look on my wifes face when she saw that. I had six weeks to fill the prescriptions.

I guy I work with said he was humpin' the next day which we know is bullshit.

Anyway, don't you have to go back to the doctor to release a few "batches" before they will clear you for some booty?

Lzen 07-05-2005 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by apics1
I guy I work with said he was humpin' the next day which we know is bullshit.

Anyway, don't you have to go back to the doctor to release a few "batches" before they will clear you for some booty?


You're supposed to. I never did. Heh.

1adam1238 07-05-2005 01:27 PM

I should have had it done before my two sons were born.....no child support. But anyway, it didn't hurt at all.....12 years and running well.

ROYC75 07-05-2005 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Clint in Wichita
I say give a mandatory vasectomy to every Planet member upon his 10,000th post.


BTW, your days are numbered .......... :)

ROYC75 07-05-2005 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ZepSinger
Lzen has it right, brotha. Get it done. You'll be surprised how the ol' sex life picks up once you don't have to worry about your baby batter actually containing babies...
Z

Until father / mother time kicks in ........ it's all downhill from there.

Big Slick 07-05-2005 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Clint in Wichita
I say give a mandatory vasectomy to every Planet member upon his 10,000th post.

I'd guess that if you've got 10000 posts on a BB, you probably aren't using your sausage enough for it to matter!

:p ;)


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