Originally Posted by Ugly Duck

Take on the game from FoxSports:

Sure, Kerry Collins and Randy Moss are going to hook up for some touchdowns this season. But Norv Turner and coordinator Rob Ryan forgot to put the "D" in Oaklan. The Warren Sapp-led defensive line applies zero pressure, and the defensive backs got burnt so badly against New England that the team trainer is stocking up on aloe plants.

The Chiefs defense pitched a near shutout last week, but they were aided by a Jets team that handled the ball as if it had just fallen out of a diaper pail. The Raiderz won't fumble and bumble the way the Jets did, and Kansas City's top cornerback may not be available to cover Moss as Patrick Surtain suffered a concussion last week.

Put it all together, and 5150 isn't just an old Van Halen album — it's the likely final score of this game.

Originally Posted by Ugly Duck

Take on the game from FoxSports:

Sure, Kerry Collins and Randy Moss are going to hook up for some touchdowns this season. But Norv Turner and coordinator Rob Ryan forgot to put the "D" in Oaklan. The Warren Sapp-led defensive line applies zero pressure, and the defensive backs got burnt so badly against New England that the team trainer is stocking up on aloe plants.

The Chiefs defense pitched a near shutout last week, but they were aided by a Jets team that handled the ball as if it had just fallen out of a diaper pail. The Raiderz won't fumble and bumble the way the Jets did, and Kansas City's top cornerback may not be available to cover Moss as Patrick Surtain suffered a concussion last week.

Put it all together, and 5150 isn't just an old Van Halen album — it's the likely final score of this game.

Originally Posted by Rausch

Too bad Surtain will be playing

Originally Posted by Rausch

Too bad Surtain will be playing and Collins drops the rock more than a sketchy crack head...

Originally Posted by Spicy McHaggis

After the game Surtain invited Collins to his crib and served him pancakes...http://monkeyproject.com/mpimgs/prince.jpg... Bitches.