Hell no. You have to be sober to teach those classes. :)








For those that don't know me, I'm JK....

TAKE ME TO THE RIVER!

THE RIVER WHERE THERE'S DIRECTV
AND IT SHOWS THE F'ING GAME!
NONE OF THIS BLACKOUT SHIT
THE NFL WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
YEAAAAAAAH! TAKE ME TO THE RIVER!

Girlfriend Is Better

I . . . Who took the broadcast?
Who took the TV away?
I . . . It's almost gametime
Here at the edge of my seat
I, I, I, jump up and wonder
What was the place, what was the name?
We wanna wait, but here we go Wilma...

I . . . takes over slowly
But doesn't take very long
I . . . nuthin' but worry
Evr'ything's outta control
O - U - T Lots hard feelings
What do we do? Hey, I gotta plan
Hey, we're gonna go to tommy kat's house
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
She has the headlights in her eyes
She's really fly, got Direct tv, yeah!
She's ginna give me surprise
Better than this, know that It's right
I think you can if you like
I git a girlfriend with a big screen TV
And nothing is better than that