cow story number 2


I decided to be a bull rider....1st bull did pretty good for 4 -5 jumps...fall off side, hang on too long....fall on back, *** over elbows, catch hoof right smack in the turd maker...broken tail bone..cut on butt....

dad said before i left...don't bust your @$$...i should listen more often.

Great..... now my name will be associated with cow stories, hehe....

Well I guess if guys like JL80 and HC_chief keep their perverted sheep stories off...
its okay.

Ohhhhhhh.... These are funny to read now, but I am glad you and your family turned out okay... Yikes! <P>

I guess its a good thing that I am tougher than boiled owl $h!T http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Gaz:

No doubt. I didn't take it personally, as he was behaving as any self respecting young male should.

I don't know why I did this, but one day I was out at my grandparents and they had a calf. I hed never seen one in real life before so I went out to check him out. I was just curious to see how heavy he was so I decided to try and pick him up. I wrapped my arms around his midsection and in the process of trying to struggle aginst the gravitational pull, I am sure I was squeezing very hard. My family was watching me from inside the house at this time wondering what in the he11 I was doing. Needless to say, he didn't budge. But I did manage to physically squeeze the sh1t out of this poor calf and by my families account, it looked pretty funny. Just thought I would add my cow story too...

Hey guys,

Can you really tip a cow over when it is sleeping?

Just curious if it is just a myth.