Its not supposed to be a money maker for you....its a civic duty, not unlike voting.

If you don't at least go down and do your part, which in now way means you'll be even selected...I don't see that you can bitch about any "unfair trial" in the future.

Depending on the scope of the trail, if you show any modicum of intelligence you are not likely to be selected.

That should definitely work for an old fart like yourself.

Chill there, Mr. Patriot

I never said anything abuot NOT going to the summons. I plan on following through on my civic duty and I'm not "bitching" by any means. Lighten up and have some fun with it.

The fastest I ever saw was:

The plaintiff's attorney is my next-door-neighbor, we're good friends, and I'd believe anything he told me.

Raise your hand every few minutes and when they call on you act like you don't know what they're talking about



ROFL ROFL

"......the prosecution rests."

"I am sorry, what happened"

Just be yourself, cosmic. Just be yourself.