I figured the Brett Favre one would have said something to the effect of being addicted to painkillers for 5 more years after the accident.

Moooo

Nice list.

Reposted as myspace bulletin, fo shizzle.

ya should of said that his oline carried him to the hospital

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This is pure genious I tell ya.

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This is great stuff

That's great stuff, but I think you should redo the:

"Chris Simms – People would’ve thought he was Brad Johnson." Part - you see, Chris Simms made some damn fine plays this past year, and was much more exciting to watch.

It was Brian Griese who mirrored Brad Johnson

The irony of the whole thing would be if Roethlisberger's facial reconstruction and missing teefees healed into something like this...

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I'm just glad that Plummet is safely tucked away in his Honda *snicker* Element.

I certainly wouldn't want anything to happen to him that might keep him off the field. :evil:

Yeah but Griese never even made it to the motorcycle he tripped over his dog first and was unable to ride.

Very nice, Rain Man... That shit is golden. Id recommend going to Warfield Illustrated with that, and help make Nick Athan some money. heh.

geenyus

You forgot the part where Peter King uses the (non)accident for an excuse to do yet ANOTHER story about the Patriots.

ROFLBrett Favre – He would have received enormous national coverage and sympathy, and then participated in minicamp the following week, throwing seven interceptions.