I guess that is several nos

Not just no....HELL no.

So nobody has done the eiffel tower or the rotiserrie chicken? I don't buy it

Finger Cuffs

:shrug:

Are those like "code" for taking up the poop shoot, and a circle jerk?

Eiffel Tower - When two drunk guys who have to share a slutty chick. One guy is pounded her from behind while the other guy is screwin' her mouth then they high five to form what looks as an eiffel tower. Use a mental image and you'll get it.

Awesome. And rotisserie chicken?

You touch another guy while having sex?

Hi-fiving, from opposite ends, while the girl is getting pounded from both ends, is an exception to that man-rule.

maybe just click beer bottles

I think the French would be insulted to know that a beautiful monument such as theirs is being referenced as a sexual act which to them would be thought of as, normal.

Moooo

Or pass the j....I'll suggest it at the next Man-rules meeting.

when the french do it is called the grandfather clock
with the movement back and forth in the center

HAHAHA, good stuff.

Why does the name Anton come to mind with this post?