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sedated 07-24-2006 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by KChiefsQT
Best shit I've taken in months.

semen enema's will do that to ya.

alanm 07-24-2006 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy
Volume? ph levels? Frequency?

Please let us know.

Thanks,
The Management.

I find it a little disturbing that you're testing your poop for its acidic content Saul. :)

beavis 07-24-2006 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger
I made my wife gag this morning due after she foolishly went into the head right after I evacuated.

I don't think that Ty Law had anything to do with it, however. I suspect it was the pound of beef jerky I consumed yesterday.

A pound? Were you on a cattle drive or something?

Donger 07-24-2006 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by beavis
A pound? Were you on a cattle drive or something?

No, I was just bored.

Immaculate 07-24-2006 11:48 AM

I haven't shat in a few days. I'm going to go give it a try.

Saulbadguy 07-24-2006 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by alanm
I find it a little disturbing that you're testing your poop for its acidic content Saul. :)

I was just wondering because this morning I had liquid shit that felt like drano was coming out of my asshole.

Dartgod 07-24-2006 12:00 PM

I'll let you know in about ten minutes.

Now what did I do with that newspaper?

Donger 07-24-2006 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod
I'll let you know in about ten minutes.

Now what did I do with that newspaper?

Newspaper? Doesn't the ink come off?

KCTitus 07-24-2006 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy
I was just wondering because this morning I had liquid shit that felt like drano was coming out of my asshole.

Ahhh...we call that 'table saw'...cause it feels like you're sitting on a running table saw.

Then there's also 'keyhole'...where one could crap 50ft in distance through a keyhole.

Ugh...did I just post on a poop thread?


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