The day before we moved into our house in the Hollywood Hills, I went up to let the pool safety gate contractors into the backyard.

There was a heliCOPter flying overhead and an ambulance and two cop cars at the end of the street.

Turns out the guy who lived there had a boyfriend who flipped out on coke and went nuts on him. The guy called the cops and the flip out guy OD'd and that's why the ambulance was there.

"Welcome to the neighborhood"

Sorry...I was interrupted here....now to finish the story.....so then....

No...must'a missed it.
But one other night, my older sister and were dancing to music in the living room when we heard a sound. Went in our bedroom, that we shared and the window was up about a quarter. I shut it and we go back into the living room ....then we hear the sound again and repeat the same thing. Then last time,it was another teenage neighbor going through our lingerie draws stealing our bras. She came in through the window! OMG!

Waitaminutewaitaminutewaitaminute...wait...a...minute...it was a female neighbor?

Yes! She knew us. She hung with my older sis more...and was actually a distant 5th cousin. She lived down the street a few doors. We got really mad at her for taking them. Caught her red handed.

Story is 100% true too.

Was she just wanting cheap lingerie, or was she a perv?

Oh, and regardless of the truth, would you please say perv? It'll make my day.

No, not a perv, just obsessed with being full-breasted as she was flat. She wanted ours so she could have something to stuff, so she tried to steal ours. You see, this was all she ever talked about to attract guys and her mom wouldn't buy her something she could stuff. She begged us that night in desperation to please, please let her have one so she could stuff it and wear a tight sweater to get boys. We laughed our asses off when she left.

That's a sad, sad story. Hopefully she came to appreciate her own unique qualities and understand that she too can be attractive to men if she only does slutty and perverted acts with them.

Yeah, well she got married just a few years later as a teen...right outta HS!

I dated a girl long ago that put those things in her bra to make her bust look bigger. They looked like chicken breast cutlets.

Scared the crap out of me.

My sisters and I sat in a tall tree and tossed cheerios in our neighbor's pool one day. Eventually they figured out it was us and our parents made us go and apologize. I hid behind my eldest sister as she was the ringleader and bore the brunt of the embarrassing apology.

I never understood this strategy. If it works, then she ends up in a situation where she has to get naked, and then the truth will come out. It's like wearing a toupee, or taping a cucumber to your thigh.

Indeed. It startled me more than anything, but then I examimed them, being curious. They even had fake nipples.

She was pretty embarrassed, but it worked out okay.

She had the most beautiful face, too. I can't remember her name now.

My gawd RM, you think women improve their appearance in order to GET LAID?
And you think guys see full on beaver, and get all upset if the bewbies are a little smaller than they looked earlier?
Do you LIVE on this planet, or did the interweb send a tube to the moon?