This is too vanilla.

I'm seeing some marketing potential here. Possible ideas:

"Skip church, sleep in and visit the Pink Taco this Sunday!"
"The Pink Taco: Not just for birthdays and anniversaries anymore!"
"Follow your nose to the Pink Taco"
"Come see our fresh mowed lawn!"

I wonder if this means the stadium will have to close one week per month?

They could use it to their advantage. Every time there was a questionable flag, the fans could scream "something smells fishy".

Theme music suggestion:

Sunday Bloody Sunday - U2