Hooters wings are terrible.

How come anytime anyone talks about Hooters, they have to bring up the "good" wings?

It's like people talking about Playboy and how great the articles are.

Do you throw lobs on purpose?

Woman.

Well, come to think of it, Playboy actually does have some great articles.
Even I've read some of theirs.

Wait a minute... There are articles in Playboy? :hmmm:

Guess, only the women take to them. :)

:hmmm: So, you're admitting that the breasts are great?

You know, I'm not what you'd call a breast man, I'll take Gwen Stefani over someone less fit with a bigger rack. And foobs are a turnoff. But every once in a while I catch sight of a great natural pair, and I gotta admit, they're glorious.

Thank you for tellin' me that,but what's a "foob"...fake ones?

yeah, in the 'vernacular' a contraction of fake boobs.

Here's my take on fakes:

If they're done naturally,to scale for a woman's build and not too big...they can be fine for an improvement. But too many don't do that. They wanna look like porn stars.

I don't know what on God's green earth anyone would want them the size of Pam Anderson. When you wear a T-shirt, they just make a gal look like a tank on top.

My take, unless you are a carpenter's dream, or in 'the biz,' or of course a mastectomy survivor, foobs say more about your insecurity than any improvement in proportion can make up for.

I think it can be true but not necessarily or true to a degree.

Society enforces looks on a woman as being important...even if just from a fashion point of view. So it affects how a woman feels about herself to a greater or lesser degree individually, which is far less so for a man. We feel better if we feel we look good...doesn't have to be movie star good looks for this to be true though. Degrees of vanity is a factor, not just insecurity.

At one point in my life I would NEVER go out without some makeup on for instance. Now I'll at least run to the store without any or even with wet hair just because it's easier.