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Rain Man 10-16-2006 12:58 PM

I had no idea that the Amish don't allow Gaz.


I bet at some point the Amish find a loophole in their rules to allow Internet use, just like the Jewish have found loopholes to operate machinery on Saturday. At some point, some savvy clergyperson says, "You know, if we interpret it this way..."

seclark 10-16-2006 01:09 PM

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JBucc 10-16-2006 01:14 PM

You know, I never thought about the heating or cooling. And what happens if one gets sick? Are they allowed modern medicine or to have x-rays or MRI's?

Rain Man 10-16-2006 01:19 PM

I've never figured out what they can and can't have. I've heard people say that they won't use electricity, but they will use electric power tools.

And more important, I have no idea why they set the rules that they do. What's the big deal about the mid-19th century? Why do they stop development there? Why not the 16th century, and let them all run around in powdered wigs and tights? Or the fourth century, and have them all wear togas? I don't get it.

Phobia 10-16-2006 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by JBucc
You know, I never thought about the heating or cooling. And what happens if one gets sick? Are they allowed modern medicine or to have x-rays or MRI's?

They usually die during the 2 day ambulance journey to the hospital.

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vailpass 10-16-2006 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
They usually die during the 2 day ambulance journey to the hospital.

ROFL

Simplex3 10-16-2006 01:23 PM

If it's true that I won't be able to shave that will suck. Other than that I'd be cool. I don't need any of this crap.

Rain Man 10-16-2006 01:25 PM

Perhaps there's an Amish bulletin board site where we can ask the Amish these questions.

Simplex3 10-16-2006 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man
Perhaps there's an Amish bulletin board site where we can ask the Amish these questions.

See, this is where the Buddhists have the Amish beat hands down. They HAVE bulletin boards and stuff.

Rain Man 10-16-2006 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
See, this is where the Buddhists have the Amish beat hands down. They HAVE bulletin boards and stuff.

I thought the Buddhist boards only existed transcendentally.

I think I found an Amish board, but it's never had a post on it.

Baby Lee 10-16-2006 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man
I've never figured out what they can and can't have. I've heard people say that they won't use electricity, but they will use electric power tools.

And more important, I have no idea why they set the rules that they do. What's the big deal about the mid-19th century? Why do they stop development there? Why not the 16th century, and let them all run around in powdered wigs and tights? Or the fourth century, and have them all wear togas? I don't get it.

I don't think it's about electricity or the internal combustion engine, or modern contraptions in themselves.
They don't per se ban these things as evil, so much as they eschew them in favor of interpersonal reliance.
Basically they see modern conveniences as impersonal and ostentatious, while their lifestyle is centered on humility and social interaction [among themselves].
That's why they have rumsprigga, lets the teens decide for themselves if they prefer the modern life, or at least taste it to further cement the good qualities of their chosen life.

Simplex3 10-16-2006 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee
That's why they have rumsprigga, lets the teens decide for themselves if they prefer the modern life, or at least taste it to further cement the good qualities of their chosen life.

You have to admire a way of life which allows their kids the ability to seek out other lifestyles and judge for themselves.

Rain Man 10-16-2006 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee
I don't think it's about electricity or the internal combustion engine, or modern contraptions in themselves.
They don't per se ban these things as evil, so much as they eschew them in favor of interpersonal reliance.
Basically they see modern conveniences as impersonal and ostentatious, while their lifestyle is centered on humility and social interaction [among themselves].
That's why they have rumsprigga, lets the teens decide for themselves if they prefer the modern life, or at least taste it to further cement the good qualities of their chosen life.

Y'know, to be honest, I'm looking at that list of stuff and I wouldn't mind living without all of them 99 percent of the time. It might not be good for my material wealth, but it would probably improve my quality of life. Maybe the Amish are onto something.

I would just need the rest of you to keep developing weapons so the terrorists don't take over.

Baby Lee 10-16-2006 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man
Y'know, to be honest, I'm looking at that list of stuff and I wouldn't mind living without all of them 99 percent of the time. It might not be good for my material wealth, but it would probably improve my quality of life. Maybe the Amish are onto something.

I would just need the rest of you to keep developing weapons so the terrorists don't take over.

Yeah, there are some intriguing aspects. But a life oblivious to the saga of Dawson and Pacey is a life I don't want to live.

Rain Man 10-16-2006 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee
Yeah, there are some intriguing aspects. But a life oblivious to the saga of Dawson and Pacey is a life I don't want to live.

My biggest worry would be that reading the box scores of the Chiefs games wouldn't be as satisfying as watching them on TV.


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