Dead puppies aren't much fun

Fluffy won't be home for dinner.

I ran over a pack of puppies one time. I didn't mean to. It was real dark, and at the last moment I saw something. At first It was a bunch of possums, but when I went back there were a half dozen dead puppies. That alone is enough to make me go to hell

Huh???

He's messing with your head, greg. He's been doing for years.

For as firmly domesticated as dog are...they sure do some stupid shit...you know, eat drywall and underwear, piss in your bed, attack the vacuum cleaner, bark at birds.

Every time I roll up on a dog in the street they bite on the head fake so hard. Cats are defintely smarter when it comes to crossing the street. I think cats are born with street cred.

"Never pet a burning dog!"

this thread is like listening to goldmember talk about austin powers' fajah...

they better check thier anti-freeze level
the first time should have been enough to kill a dog
ijf the freeze level was -0

You know i just didn't like that since it so close to christmas and stuff.

at least not tommorrow night.

Did they pick-up the dog..probably out road-hunting for Taco Bell ....

I see; well admittedly messing with my head is not all together a very difficult task.