If those dumbass parents only had a pitbull.....those bears would be skating in someone elses' rink.

I think you lost your burst.

You're right.

Maybe they can put some skunkweed brownies out and the bears will sleep long enough for the kids to play?

Alaska allows gun ownership....I suppose Pa can just step out on the deck and run them off with the .50cal.

I killed some bear cubs in Oblivion yesterday. They were eating this farmer's sheep. All he gave me was this lousy book, but the killing was it's own reward. My enchanted, two-handed version of Anduril ran out of charge, so I switched to my Witch King sword. It's huge. I now call it my "BearSlayer." One strike from that puppy and they were slit open like so many orcs. Then I went and ****ed a million bitches. True story.

Pit Bulls are NEVER bear aggressive.

I lived there for a year and I would say that is very real. Bears and moose all over the place.

How many did you kill with your bare hands?

That would be ziltch. The only thing I slayed up there were a bunch of fish.

That's 'cause you're not trying furry hard.

That is Awesome!

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Wow, Looks like an endless supply of fur rugs.

BJ and the Bear?

In related news...Jellystone National Park day care has seen a sharp decline of cubs. Yogi Bear had this to say on the story "Shish-kaboob, Bob-Bob... I mean, shish kabob, Boo-Boo."

Alaska is so freaking awesome.