I guess......but if you are a sexist prick then so be it. My wife is perfectly fit enough to handle a driveway.

Believe it or not, I do more cooking than her.........I assume that to a sexist prick like yourself, that makes me a bundle of sticks or something, huh?

Good thread for the best forward I've gotten in a while...

TWISTED VALENTINES:

These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but the least romantic second line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that bag from off your face.

love your smile, your face, your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love , you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

ROFL

Sounds like you've got less of a chance at getting laid tonight than Gochiefs.

You're acting like a Broad.

Snow days with schools are a bad idea? You want to put bus loads of young kids on shitty roads? Alot of rural roads aren't bladed until the following day, and alot of kids walk to school. I don't think it should be abused, but its a better idea than freezing 54 kids to death in a snow bank.

Snow days have to be made up at the end of the year; the number of days in the school year is set.

Agreed.

Does your wife have to do a lot of stuff outside of her regular teaching hours like grade papers and put together tests and shit?

When you have a day off independently of her does she ask you to do a chore that is usually hers?

Why can't she have the day off? Why can't she shovel later? Why can't you just shovel when you get home. Maybe she has been spending the morning making up the house for valentine's day and planning a big surprise.

All I gotta say is... have fun pumping your fist for the next 18 months :p

No, they actually get 6 snow days, and then anything over that, they have to make up.

The school district she works in has said that if they exceed their number.....they will make them up on Saturdays. Man, I am hoping that happens......I will like nothing better than to rub it in when I am sleeping in on Saturday and she has to wake up to finish her 6 day week, LOL

oh shit, agreeing with jidar


Shoveling snow is a mans job.

When you get home tonight, slap her on the ass and tell her to go make you a potpie.


If that doesnt work, give a few shots of nyquil and post nekkid pics of her here

She might have been at one time, but after she got off the phone she took it all down and put the teddy away...

Not to mention that the average kid treats snow days with the same reverance that GoChiefs treats the rerelease date of star wars episode 4.

The introduction of drama into a relationship used to be the sole propriety of women. Why you feel the need to introduce drama over a task that should be under your purview is beyond me. Now, if she didn't have a hot meal ready for me at the end of the day...well, that's a different story.

And the husband of the year award goes to...

The last time your wife seen anything remotely more than 6 inches required batteries. She prolly doesnt respect you cuz youre hung like Nicodemus from the Secret of Nihm