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OFFICIAL Brodie Croyle sucks thread (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=160052)

Is it too late for you guys to get Chad Pennington?

Brodie will suck alright... about 6 bottles of suds after every game when he throws for about 200 + yards per game and 2 TDs .....

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 4799029)

Is it too late for you guys to get Chad Pennington?

It is NEVAR too late to trade for a b/u QB...

I approve of this thread.

The Planet was tons of fun when Green sucked.

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 3853111)

OFFICIAL Brodie Croyle sucks thread

OK... I'm game!

But first..... who is "Brodie Croyle?"

BRODIE CROYLE WILL EAT ALL OF YOUR CHILDREN AND MAKE BEASTLY, SCREAMING ANIMAL LOVE TO ALL OF YOUR WIVES!

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Originally Posted by scott free (Post 4799157)

BRODIE CROYLE WILL EAT ALL OF YOUR CHILDREN AND MAKE BEASTLY, SCREAMING ANIMAL LOVE TO ALL OF YOUR WIVES!

OK... I found him. Googled "Brodie Croyle" & got this pic - is that him on the right?

http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/u...breakers-1.jpg

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Originally Posted by Ugly Duck (Post 4799176)

OK... I found him. Googled "Brodie Croyle" & got this pic - is that him on the right?

http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/u...breakers-1.jpg

No, your mistaken...you've accidentally googled 'marriage minded gay Americans begin the long trek to Kalifornia'.

Damn Brodie sucks because he just threw three TDs this game instead of four. And he sucks because he just barely got over 250yds passing...Come on Brodie get better! :rolleyes::p

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Originally Posted by scott free (Post 4799157)

BRODIE CROYLE WILL EAT ALL OF YOUR CHILDREN AND MAKE BEASTLY, SCREAMING ANIMAL LOVE TO ALL OF YOUR WIVES!

When you think about it, after just a few of his supersonic 60 yard ultra-ballistic bullets to Bowe down the sideline, the enemy will, most likely, find the will to fight sucked right out of their worthless asses.

FAX

You guys have missed the spirit of the thread's intent, obviously. I make one like this and you give Huard all the hate... Downfield Biggame and all that. Not good.

Bash the one with promise! He bleeds faster!

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Originally Posted by joey (Post 3853721)

Damon Huard will keep Croyle from EVAR seeing playing time. You wait a see.

Trent Green - Gone
Brodie Croyle - 3 completions for 8 yards/10 attempts 2 INT
Damon ****ing Huard - 6,941 yards 59 TD 1 INT and 39 rushes for 310 yards and 11 TD

is that you Hootie :shrug:

More like Brokie, Noamsain!!

Brodie has to go. Devard darling, and Jeff Webb just cannot sustain any more broken fingers.

D Bowe didn't turn for a pass quick enough last sunday, and damn near got his head knocked off his body. Concussions are nothing to be taken lightly.

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 3853111)

You know, just in case.

Here is the place we will turn to when Brodie throws a pick in the preseason or just doesn't get on the same page with the offense in training camp, or gets injured. Name-calling is encouraged, especially anything related to his fragility.

Let's get some ideas rolling now so we can be ready once we start to see him in action. Keep in mind, I'm asking Chiefs fans to dig deep in their hearts and do what they haven't done in several seasons- bash the starting QB. We had some great years. 2001 Trent Green and 1998 Elvis Grbac to name the most recent. Croyle is the first QB we've drafted for the future since Todd Blackledge (Pat Barnes doesn't count). We've got young QB bashing skills in our genes, I know we can make something work.

Let's keep a tab on this thread throughout the offseason. It will eventually be used as a reference.

Go!

Bono will look like one of the greats next to Brodie. :toast: here's to the Chiefs drafting their QBOTF next year.