Girlfriend? I'm sure it's old news that you have one, but I thought you gave up on women altogether.

It was as big a surpise to me as anyone.

Nobody gives up on boobies and vagina.

Every time I walk through the living room my wife is watching some show with someone groping another person. I tell her "more porn, eh?" to which she responds "IT'S ONLY WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THAT THIS STUFF COMES ON!". I think statistically the chances of that are slim to none.

I first read that as "Angels in the Outfield."

Beyond HBO, thanks would be due to the publishers of the Angels in America script (it was a popular play before HBO made a movie version).

I've actually watched and enjoyed most of Grey's Anatomy. Mid-way through the season, with the Meredith drowning bullshit, the show basically jumped the shark.

Your sisters have tiny vaginas?

Is a tiny vagina a bad thing?

Except for that one that he was eavesdropping on while she f**ked her boyfriend. Hers probably isn't so tiny. Unless her boyfriend is Middle Eastern or Asian.

[/Don Imus]
[/Jesse Jackson]

He'd answer that if he actually knew what a vagina is.

And even if he did know, how would he know how they compare?

That show is all about a bunch of nappy headed ho's

There's a couple of hotties on that show. :shrug:

the office was funny tonight.....


"I am Braveheart"

It sucks even more when the have crazy powertripping black dude on the show that attacks other members of the cast.