It's stunning the amount of makeup Val is wearing in that scene. I know it was The Eighties and everything, but come on...

took one time through to figure out the game, no crabs the first time. Second Time profit $375,921.

$163,098.00 on my first trip

$738,640 on the 2nd completed venture.

Smaller, faster boat, better crew.


3rd
$624,120
Shayne and Rick don't get along...had a fist fight on deck.
Rick is obviously a bronco fan...whadda douche..sleepin on the job and all, pissing everyone off...smoke breaks

that is perhaps one of the lamest flash games I've ever played.

Nice game I love the show...

Dave

Dense's Cooter Tooth might not be the swiftest boat in the fleet - she's old, she's big, she's broken down and just about used up - but you can be damn sure about one thing. She's got a lot of crabs potted up down there.

When this prick falls overboard....I'll be taking a dump and getting a cup of coffee.

the Oregon Trail of 2007....

That DID NOT work out well. Something about an engine fire and having to hop off the ship from hell into the sea. You may want to think twice if you ever board a ship with Captain Bwana on it. :shake: I could without a doubt keep you alive in the mountains for a coupe of weeks, but this may have been a warning to stay out of the water. :banghead:

This is like that Rainman bomber game, except it doesn't quit in the middle.

:p

The Wombwrecker, a new high end scallion, pulls out of Dutch Harbor with a crew of James, Rob, Dan and Jenna. Before leaving port, Dan complains that Jenna needs a bath. Jenna can bathe alone in 1hr....and 1hr 8 minutes with Dan's assistance. When the Greenhorn Rob joins....it goes to 23 minutes.

Hillarity.

James loses his effing rainsuit alot at his old age...

Rob must have given Jenna a dirty sanchez in the shower, as they are immediately embroiled in a fistfight.

abandon ship.....the wombwrecker hit a wifeburg in the middle of the game

Swim over to my ship! There seems to be no lack of heat over there. :banghead:

Not a bad game. How's this for the second go-around?

Crew: Shayne, Jenna, Dan, & James

Boat #5 with B class accomodations/supplies

One mistake is I only had 1 person with medical skills and she got hurt.