I had a friend that worked as a nurse steal a pair of scrubs for me for halloween a few years back. I made a name tag that said Dr. Ben Dover, Proctologist. I made up a batch of chocolate pudding and added some oatmeal to the pudding for consistency/chunkiness, and smeared the pudding all over my scrubs, face, and hands. I even printed up a couple "Free exam" coupons to hand out.

I don't think I spent a $1 on it, and it went over rather well...

I got a friend with a space ghost costume.

I might borrow it, but this post makes me leary.

I was toying with getting some ridiculous spray on tan, a pimp bowling shirt and some baggy shorts and going as Charlie Sheen from 2 1/2 Men.

Who?

This is my costume this year, best of all, its cheap and easy. First I'm gong to get a package of those self adhesive eyes you put on sock puppets and stick them all over my forehead. Then, I'm going to get a pair of those vampire teeth and voila, I'm the "Legendary Black Beast of Ahhhhhhhrrrgh!:

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Go naked on skateboard and say you're a pull toy...

Micheal Vick Jersey, handcuffs, and a stuffed dog plush toy attached to your ass

I went as Dick Trickle, Urologist 2 years ago.

Even made myself a fake Washington University School of Medicine ID badge.

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i used to bartend at a couples resort a few years back and we had to dress up every year.They had a costume contest for the employees that was voted on by the guests of the resort.My friend mike won 2 years in a row with 2 of the most creative and stupid costumes Ive ever seen.


in 99 he wore a black plastic garbage bag over his head with arm and a head hole cut out.When asked what he was he said "white trash"


in 2000 he scotch taped a potato to a strap on dildo put the strap on over his clothes(which were military fatigues) and went as a Dick-Tater :shake:

I could see sedated doing the tampax thing or the white trash thing.

I went to a party this past weekend as a giant banana. I'm not sure if I looked like a giant yellow dildo, but I had women all over me all night long. Wife didn't like it, but for some reason, the women LOOOOOVED the banana.

Should have had maraca's and did peanut butter jelly..