She was great on Celebrity Bull Riding.

get somebody else to drive your having a very bad weekend.

I have to drive, unfortunately.

I'll leave my last known whereabouts to Bob Dole and Morphius.

After catching up on the CSI I missed while I was gone, I don't think that would be using your head wiseley.

I got here late. Is Clayton Wendler picking on Hootie?

Hey Skip, I'll get you caught up to speed.

Hootie is being, well...Hootie..ya know.

And since it's lunch time in Tejas, I'm sure Clayton is gorging himself on lunch right now to maintain that robust girthly mid section.

That's really gay.

If I were you, I'd start drinking heavily.

You should be safe tomorrow. Bad shit happening cycles usually last 3 days. Just don't piss off the wife while she's holding sharp instruments and stay away from power lines and stairs today. :p

Bill, would you like some more bad news?

Jonathan Vilma to IR.

No, but I did have some donuts earlier. And some bacon.

Well, that's a given. ;)

I stopped at the liquor store once I got close to home and stocked up. then in between the liquor store and my house is my local watering hole. so I proceeded to have two pints of kettle one and club soda before I headed home and made this thread.

I feel better already.

He sucks, he was manhandled a couple of weeks ago by Brian Westbrook of the Eagles. he's like a pinata, he bounces all over the place and gets nothing accomplished. watch for David Harris, he's the real deal.

And Pennington sucks too!
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LOL, you think you have problems, my remote control for my TV quit working last night so now I have to get up and walk nearly 5 feet every time I want to change the channel.

Wow, that really sucks.