Quote:
Alot of stones are uric acid stones, too much uric acid in the urine. A high meat diet causes alot of these. Some are cystine stones, too much cystine in the urine, caused too much amino acids. Most stones are a calcium oxalates, they get very hard. |
Telling ya, it's no fun. When it gets too bad, I reach for the morphine tabs they gave me, I hate to take them, but when relief is needed, you do what ya have to do.
|
Slap a nurse on the butt for good luck.....
Prayers sent your way buddy. Hang in there. |
I hope they finish your surgery before TU24 slams into Earth on Monday. Something like that may distract your doctor.
|
Quote:
The female doctor wasn't bad at all, nothing hot, but probally early 30's, nice rack, maybe 140 #. She had a good personality and played right along with the joke as she examined me. Doc : OK, stand up and drop em, I need to examine you. Me : Right here, with an audience ? OK, guess she has a front row ticket ( speaking about the nurse, who was probally older and 50 lbs heavier ) Nurse : Laughing, this isn't my 1st viewing . Doc : I'm sorry, I know this is our 1st date, try to understand, I'm in charge here. Me : Finger away, do as you please....... Then she tells me to turn around and bend over the table. Me: What, you want to violate me ? Doc : Yep, you get it all on the 1st date. On goes the jell and :eek:, it happened, she did me, damn ! OK, That was enough for me since it's exit only, ya know. But when she pressed on that prostrate, :eek: :eek: , Damn, that f***ing hurt. It was enlarged a bit and slightly infected. Off comes the glove ....... Doc : Here, this is for you ( handing me a box of tissues ) Me: What's this for, I don't need to blow my nose. Doc: It's for you to clean up, back there Me: What, You do it, you made the mess, not me Doc : laughing, (looks at my wife who was in there the whole time ) Is he always like this ? Wife : Oh Yes, he is a clown ( laughing ) Me : I turned to my wife and say, Honey, If you have ever had any ideas about plugging my ass with any sex toy, forget it, it ain't happening. |
Quote:
|
Hope all goes well for you Roy. :thumb:
|
I sincerely hope the 15 cm (about 6 inches) kindey stone was a typo.
Good luck, prayers, and get well soon. |
Uh - thanks for the step by step account of the anal violation. That was a joy.
But anyway, it was nice knowing you. At least III and his little one will carry on the family name. Best wishes bud. |
Quote:
LMAO |
Best wishes, Roy. We'll keep you and yours in our thoughts at Watertown, and "in the tourney."
|
Sorry to hear all this Roy. My thoughts and prayers are with you.
As for the stress and worry, Let go and let God. Keep the faith. |
Wow sorry to hear of all your health problems Roy. My best to you.
|
Sorry to hear about all this Roy. Good luck with the surgery. I'll keep you in my prayers.
|
Quote:
|
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 01:43 PM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.