Somewhere, my ex just queefed, does that count?

Flatulence rules!

Whoa. I can form coherent thoughts now.

This is an electronic Dutch Oven.

Everybody have some cooked cabbage, broccoli and a pint of cold Zarda BBQ beans...then talk to me.

I've eaten lots of broccoli today. I'm gassy as hell! :evil:

I farted at the boat show in Miami today............and people literally ran.

We're waiting.

I farted out of laughter on that one.

Heh.

"You wouldn't know a coherent thought if it fell out of the sky, landed on your face, and started to wiggle!" [/Dan Aykroyd, sorta]

Then I guess I'll be waiting for a long ass time, won't I?

Dear god a diseased monkey must've climbed up my ass.

Just now!

I've rolled up the windows and locked the doors.
There is no escape.

Automotive Dutch Oven!!!

points for public recognition.
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The dreaded hot shower fart,trapped in a small area with hot steam that smells like burning shit.