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milkman 03-15-2008 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by pikesome (Post 4632921)
Who's stupider, A Donk fan or a WPI subscriber?
That's a tough call, but I'm going to go with Donk fan.

pikesome 03-15-2008 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4632925)
I'll teach you my famed "uppercut to the taint" punch of nut-death for any future incidents.

You'll be strutting around like LeRoy with "the glow"....the iowani-glow.

you are the last dragon.
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pikesome 03-15-2008 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 4632927)
That's a tough call, but I'm going to go with Donk fan.
I'm leaning to the WPI, there is a reoccurring cost for WPI. It's like getting nut-punched every month. And paying for it.

Rain Man 03-15-2008 11:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4632925)
I'll teach you my famed "uppercut to the taint" punch of nut-death for any future incidents.

You'll be strutting around like LeRoy with "the glow"....the iowani-glow.

you are the last dragon.
Maybe I need to sign up for lessons. One of these days, one of these guys will actually have testicles and really will hit me.

It just struck me as hilarious that the guy waited until I was on the escalator before he ran over and "made his move". I'll bet he would've screamed like a little girl if I had come back up the escalator two minutes later.

Iowanian 03-15-2008 11:37 PM
Show him your "eagle claws" and say in a very disturbed voice

"mcBitch, I'll rip out your mcCooterbone and feed it to the pigeons and they'll crap it on your geo metro!"


You can steal all of my cyber-macho you want....free of charge.

I'd also recommend "the dragon"...you've seen it here before.

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4148963)
When I'm kickin ass on the innerweb, I prefer smokers.

I wait until they do that "cooL, I'm a smoker, last big drag and cig flip before getting macho"....as they watch the cig flicker so cooly to the ground, I jackie Chan their ass.

The coolest part is when I unleash what I shall from here on out call "the dragon".

As they lay on their back, gasping for air.....fart in their mouth, and stick the cig back in. when they Exhale....WOOOOOOOOOOF

Dragon.

Thats How I roll. WE GOTS DANCAS IN FORTWAYNIAN

cdcox 03-15-2008 11:38 PM
I'm pretty sure he was a sky marshall.

KcMizzou 03-15-2008 11:39 PM
You should have tazered him... and posted the video.

Rausch 03-15-2008 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 4632930)
Maybe I need to sign up for lessons. One of these days, one of these guys will actually have testicles and really will hit me.
On a plane? Plenty of witnesses to an assault there. All his base will belong to Apricot beamer...

Hammock Parties 03-16-2008 02:11 AM
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Originally Posted by pikesome (Post 4632914)
I'd laugh my ass off if there's some dud over on WPI or the Star's board typing up a post..."So this jack off tells the stewardess..."
It's probably T0m Cash. I wouldn't be shocked.

RustShack 03-16-2008 02:35 AM
I hope this guy is a regular on CP...

BigMeatballDave 03-16-2008 07:11 AM
LMAO

Iowanian 03-16-2008 07:52 AM
bRainman is studying Taladega Nights for his self defense smack now.

"One of you turds is about to get smacked in mouth".

I have the court reporters rendition of this mornings meeting, where he makes daface play the villain

Chip: I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are *terrible* boys!
Walker: Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-shit on your ass!
Texas Ranger: I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah!
Ricky Bobby: Yeah! Now turn up the heat!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Go on and get some, boys!
Ricky Bobby: Come on!
Walker: I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ass!
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Like a spider monkey! Go on!
Ricky Bobby: Chip, you brought this on, man.
Walker: Greatest Generation my ass. Tom Brokaw's a punk!
Chip: What is wrong with you?
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!


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Iowanian 03-16-2008 08:05 AM
haha.

I found video of brainman and daface practicing for the return flight.

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Hoover 03-16-2008 08:19 AM
LMAO

JBucc 03-16-2008 08:23 AM
How are they supposed to stop terrorists if they can't even get a wimp like Ari Chiefs to go back to his seat?


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