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CrazyPhuD 03-19-2008 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cro (Post 4639457)
Funny thing is I went to the hospital the other day for a new anus, and all I got was this lousy leg.

Maybe the hospital screwed up and connected you're old anus to your esophagus and you're just having projectile diarrhea out your mouth?

CrazyPhuD 03-19-2008 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Cro (Post 4639466)
Well, nothing out of the norm. I did smoke exactly 2 bowls (pipeloads) of marijuana.

maybe the weed was tainted...it does happen. The other cause would be what did you eat last night. Food is the most common cause of this shit.

The Franchise 03-19-2008 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Cro (Post 4639466)
Well, nothing out of the norm. I did smoke exactly 2 bowls (pipeloads) of marijuana.

And what'd you eat after smoking said bowls?

Bowser 03-19-2008 03:32 PM

Cro just realized Michael Turner isn't a Charger anymore.

Rain Man 03-19-2008 03:32 PM

I had something like this once. It was a bacterial stomach infection. I couldn't eat anything without throwing up. One bite, and I was going Exorcist. It wouldn't get better on its own without some specific medication. Fortunately, it was nothing that the medication and a week in the hospital with a stomach pump couldn't fix.

kepp 03-19-2008 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Cro (Post 4639463)
Any kind of medicine that anyone can recommend?

Ipecac. Wait...no. Pepto Bismol.

ShortRoundChief 03-19-2008 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BigVE (Post 4639469)
The only advice I would say is to MAN UP! If your calling your doctor ask him if he can replace your vagina with a penis. Your SICK, deal with it.


that's truly quality

slap some tussin on it and shake it off

Stewie 03-19-2008 03:34 PM

An unhappy gall bladder can cause you to puke for no apparent reason. Go see a doctor.

Buck 03-19-2008 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4639484)
Any other symptoms?

No other symptoms.

kepp 03-19-2008 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4639501)
that's truly quality

slap some tussin on it and shake it off

The Planet is nothing if not compassionate.

Hog's Gone Fishin 03-19-2008 03:40 PM

Gee , those are classic symptoms of being a chiefs fan. I though your team was Sandy eggo.

Chest Rockwell 03-19-2008 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 4639482)
Duh.

http://www.germes-online.com/direct/...2306/Enema.jpg


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http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachmen...1&d=1205962068


Bowser is on the right track, but I think this will be more effective. Things are absorbed faster and more efficently through the small intestine.

You're welcome.

BigVE 03-19-2008 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by kepp (Post 4639512)
The Planet is nothing if not compassionate.


Hey, come at me with something serious and I may give a crap. None of this "I left my buddies house with a sore butt-hole and a nasty taste in my mouth and a queezy tummy. I only fell asleep for a few minutes..."
Cro, sorry buddy, my advice is to NOT eat anything for a day or so. If you DO eat eat something light. Drink liquids if possible. If it lasts more than a couple of days THEN see a doctor, otherwise you just got some flu-bug or something. If you think you got some bad weed call the cops and report that dude who sold it to ya'!

Buck 03-19-2008 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BigVE (Post 4639526)
Hey, come at me with something serious and I may give a crap. None of this "I left my buddies house with a sore butt-hole and a nasty taste in my mouth and a queezy tummy. I only fell asleep for a few minutes..."
Cro, sorry buddy, my advice is to NOT eat anything for a day or so. If you DO eat eat something light. Drink liquids if possible. If it lasts more than a couple of days THEN see a doctor, otherwise you just got some flu-bug or something. If you think you got some bad weed call the cops and report that dude who sold it to ya'!

No, **** that, I have to be better within 3 hours, thats the only reason I posted the thread. If I didn't have something very important tonight I would have waited it out.

I really just want a suggestion for a good Over the Counter Nausea Medicine.

Iowanian 03-19-2008 03:46 PM

Welcome to the intestinal virus.

7up is your friend. Give it a couple of days.

BRAT diet.
bananas, Rice, applesauce, toast.


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