When I think dumbest criminals, I see Goatse getting his peanut butter covered dick bit off by an angry guard dog after breaking into Carrie Underwood's house...with plagarized articles in his backpack.

ROFL

You forgot the part where GC is dress like Luke Skywalker.

Man I miss that guy. :)

I figured he'd be more easily mistaken for Jabba the Hut. Hell, it'd be real easy for him to pull off too, just a little greenish brown body paint and he's good to go.

that wasnt nothin compared to the stupid crap ive seen. i still say the worlds dumbest ciminal is right with this link...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_quStvTNynI

i laughed for about an hour later after i saw this.

Spectre is the flagellant version of GOATSE :spock:

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This guy is pure genious. Best one yet.....(it's the one from above that I quoted..)

I liked this one a lot too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

I'm still gonna' have to go with a buddy of mine that tried to force the arse-seggs and took 2 to the grill.

I'm thinking it was the driving around with his skull and very small grey parts on the passenger side that gave her away after about 3rd bar stop...

In English?

She blew his thinking parts out his side after he tried some unconventional reproductive methods.

Then she decided to drive around in the aftermath of that failed copulaton push with the evidece laying shotgun in said automobile.