This shit wouldn't happen if she would just have had sex with them.

LMAO

I have a 3rd grader. I cannot imagine 9-yr old plotting to attack a teacher.

Apparently they were unwilling to find solace in the whole getting thrashed by fat and psychopathic wives thing.

LMAO

Part of me thinks this is a bunch of kids using their imagination and some dipshit has blown it out of proportion. On the other hand, I'm not familiar with the social state of Waycross, GA elementary. It could be a bunch of stupid kids, with stupid parents.

I've managed to formulate the perfect response to these 'lil bastards...

1 - Room.

1 - Leather Strap.

1 - Outraged Adult Male.

3 - Minutes of Full-On Hammer Blows to 'lil Bastards asses.

I also have a 3rd grader and this just seems totally idiotic. It was probably a game of some sort that is being blown waaay out of proportion. (unless I'm wrong and the third grade assassin squad is back)

I remember the 3rd grade, I was a bad kid. They moved my chair to the back corner to isolate me.

I remember 3rd grade, we had a terrible b!tch for a teacher. She kept calling my parents to bitch them out because I wasn't making perfect e's and f's in cursive.

broken steak knives?

TOY handcuffs?

wtf?

Yeah, this should probably just be ignored until a few years from now when they show up to school wearing black leather trenchcoats....

I had some smartassery prepared but I'm not going up against that...

the way America's going... had this attack been carried out... teach probably would have become aroused and had sex with all of them.

Rumor has it that it wasn't a regular 3rd grade class, but a special needs class. You know, one of those classes that was on the complete opposite side of your grade school to keep all the firestarters and animal torturers away from the normal kids.