Can't you just imagine that thing shoved down your throat.





yuck

http://www.zug.com/pranks/colon/


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Hilarious!ROFL

Adam, where's the Colon Clense?

It's for my wife. IT'S FOR MY WIFE.

Perfect person for a colon cleaning. You probally have 5lbs of shit packed in it. No wonder you can smell your ass.

Oh, I'm genius. New diet plan.

ROFL

Funny shit there.

Extra jalapeños on my Mexican food always does the trick.

Colon cleansing is stupid. You don't need that stuff. If you've ever had a colonoscopy, you'd know that the stuff they try and sell you is unnecessary. And the process is NOT relaxing.

One or two tablespoons of sugar-free Metamucil in 12 oz. of water before you go to bed does wonders for lower GI. Had problems in my twenties, started the fiber regimen, and it's donw wonders for me. Nothing like taking a healthy dump in the morning.

Oh it's great. After your done with that I have some great magnetic therapy pads I can sell you. Only $39.99. It re-balances the heavy metals in your body, realigns your electrons and some other sciency stuff that you probably wouldn't understand so I won't bother explaining. And in this ONE TIME ONLY special offer PM me in the next 30 seconds and receive a second magnetic therapy kit free!

I eat blueberries everyday.

Nothing like experience they say................
LMAO

I drink this stuff I call yak, but it's more like a liquid version of ex-lax. It's salty as heck, really kind of hard to drink. Bottle costs about $1 at Wal-Mart, and I've heard it's similar to the stuff you have to drink prior to a colonoscopy. Anyway, hold out for 30 minutes to an hour and my colon is clean stat.

Penn and Teller did an episode of their show on colon cleansing. They basically expose it to be a big scam with no provable benefits. My guess is people who feel better feel that way because of the placebo effect.