Just in case anyone missed this the first time, here's what it looks like when a drunk driver DOES hit a house:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=150163

I nearly got creamed by some idiot last night flying out of a Burger King parking lot at warp speed. I don't know if he was drunk or just stupid, but I do know he'd have been in my passenger seat if I hadn't locked up the brakes.

I'd assume anyone who doesn't live on a pretty large plot of property has drunk drivers "missing" their house by far less than 100 yards on a fairly regular basis.

http://www.colinfahey.com/funny_imag..._crucified.jpg

:hmmm: