It also shows her that you are playful and that you interact well with the kids.

Just don't beat the crap out of the clown thing when it eats your golf ball.

Oh, and then break out the picnic basket from the trunk. And I do mean basket, a wicker one with two handles.

Paint his house?

Get really plastered and then brag about the times you've DWI'd.

If she laughs and tells you how cool you are, you've probably found your mental and moral equivalent.

Then you may not need to bother with the usual Roofie-colada. [/giggity]

LMAOLMAOLMAO

Activities for a fun first date
 

Invite her to see you and your band perform open mike night in between shower shows at the gay bar. Go out after the performance for some Irish car bombs (see who can drink more in an hour) and then drive her home with your eyes closed.

Cheetoes and MD 20/20 while you watch 70s porn together on your 19" xenith.

Yep, the submarine races.

BE CAREFUL NSFW.
 

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qC67L3fNcBU&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qC67L3fNcBU&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

I'll be damned. Change that to Merlot, Cheese and Townhouse Crakas, and a 36" Sharp...that was how the old lady and I spent last Saturday Night.

If you've never watched "Devil's Ecstasy" when intoxicated and fooling around with your significant other, I recommend it.

Submarine races? What are those?

When you take your date to the lake late at night.

Heh...show up with an eyepatch & a hat from Long John Silvers, then tell her your going to play "Schooner Lassie".

Hmmm......with a date, huh? I always thought that was a solitary pursuit.

I just looked it up and I still don't get the reference.