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The Embarrassment Of Redial (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=184817)

I agree with Mr. KcMizzou, Mr. cdcox. They're little more than an electronic dog leash.

With personal relationship redialectics.

FAX

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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 4754181)

Well, what do you know ...

Here I was ... working at the house (I'm cleaning and organizing the basement - installing shelves and hanging things on little pegs and stuff). Sometimes, as is my wont, I talk to myself when I'm working - kind of like Tony Stark does except that I don't have a super computer or cool robot assistants who respond. At some point during my activities, I accidently hit the button on my blackberry that activates my "favs" and, wouldn't you know, up and dialed the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX who listened for some minutes to me as I held a private conversation with myself that included a plethora of highly profane statements directed at my drill and some carefully chosen insults intended for a dozen or so heavy boxes. The poor girl had no idea I cursed so forcefully and eloquently at inanimate objects and the like. Anyhow, she called me back later, told me what happened, and said she had considered calling the police because it sounded as though I was in the midst of a brawl with some evil intruder and, in my panic, dialed her number instead of 911.

I can't decide if I was in the wrong or if the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX should have hung up when she realized what was happening. I feel like I've been violated. I don't know whether to take away her phone as punishment, send her some flowers, or call a marriage counselor. This could happen to anybody, right?

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if re-post. Sorry if nobody else's damn business.

I told you before Mr. FAX that I would be your nemesis. Next time this happens just say you are fighting with me. I'll cover for you, really.

Thanks, Mr. acesn8s. You're the best nemesis a guy could ever have.

FAX

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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 4754790)

Thanks, Mr. acesn8s. You're the best nemesis a guy could ever have.

FAX

I am trying my best Mr. FAX. It's a new job for me so I may mess up a few times before getting it right.

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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 4754181)

I accidently hit the button on my blackberry that activates my "favs" and, wouldn't you know, up and dialed the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX who listened for some minutes to me as I held a private conversation with myself that included a plethora of highly profane statements directed at my drill.

D@mnit, you f'n drill. You better work next time.

"That's what she said."

:)

6 or 7 years ago on a Thursday morning, Bob Dole was awakened by a call to the home landline at 2am. A groggy Bob Dole answered, only to hear music and background chatter and general nonsense. For some reason, instead of hanging up immediately (probably because it was too much effort to sit up again and return the phone to the cradle), Bob Dole laid there listening for a few seconds.

Among the voices, one sounded remarkably similar to that of the 17 year-old who was supposed to be sound asleep in her room across the hall. Bob Dole shuffled down the hall and opened her door and peered in and found a carefully arranged pile of pillows sleeping peacefully in young Brittany's bed--but no Brittany.

She didn't take her cell phone with her whenever she snuck out of the house after that night. Apparently she decided the possible upside wasn't worth risking the accidental dial as she wrestled around in some boy's car.

I'm thinking security bars on the windows and a seven pin keylock with secondary cypherlock on the chastity belt. Am I right Mr. Dole? Or was she just tethered at night until she was 21? Just kidding. That would be an unsettling phone call to say the least.

I usually carry my phone in my back pocket, and I lock the keypad so I can't accidentally dial someone with my ass.

Well...

Not only did I accidentally forget to lock the keypad one time before I got into the car, I accidentally dialed my wife with my ass, and of course...

Happened to blow some ass while she's trying to figure out why I'm "not there."

Whoops.

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 4754899)

Awesome. Just...awesome. Be proud of that one - not ashamed.

Some buddies and I were at the bar and this guys wife calls wanting him to to get his butt home. He hangs up and goes into a rant about he will leave when he damn well wants, and so on. About 15 minutes later in walks the wife, he says hey baby she screams dont you call me baby you son of a ##### I heard every word you said. Well me and my buddies scatter to the pool tables as she was draging him out by the arm LMAO

I had my phone in my front pocket on time when I was "going commando" and my unit dialed Pizza Hut. That thing's got the dexterity of an elephant's trunk.
What type of pizza did it order? Sausage, of course (rim shot)