OK, that's all you get for now. I'm going to post the photos of me wearing that stupid Boba Fett costume tomorrow. It will be amazing.

I'd post some of my own childhood pictures, but the Romanian orphanage couldn't afford film.

i can see you learned the peanut butter and dog trick early on

You're lucky you have all these. I only have 4-5 pictures left from my childhood. My house burned down when I was 9 and they all went with it. :(

Why did your mom tuck your shirts in like that? It's like you're begging to be wedgied and hung on a hook.

That's very cool, Mr. GoChiefs. You have led an amazing and interesting life what with all the travels and all.

It's as if you are the reincarnation of Vasco Da Gameboy.

FAX

Has anyone ever told you that your torso is abnormally small compared to the rest of your body?

I have boxes and boxes. I'm going to go through some more this weekend.

Hell, my family couldn't afford to take 4-5 pictures.

Thanks. I feel very privileged. I want to follow in my father's footsteps and hit the Middle East next. He has been everywhere, though. EVERYWHERE. Japan, Russia, Africa, South America, all over Europe, Mexico, the US of course, probably a dozen places I don't remember. Egypt. Halliburton rules!

I probably would have made a great athlete.

Nice pictures GoChiefs. Where exactly in Scotland is Porlethen and Newtonhill?

North east corner of Scotland. Google maps has it. Newtonhill is a few miles south of Portlethen. They are both very close to the sea. We used to go down all the time. One time I fell in the North Sea in the dead of winter. They have a big golf course out by Porthlethen now.

There's no denying that those are from Scotland. My paternal grandmother is apparently going to be dead soon, so I may be taking the family to the UK. I may have to go back to the old country.

Tell them about the "sand."