Maybe he is just into the head-


ers.

1 horsepower is enough to kill
this guy's on a suicide mission

Now that's a new take on autoeroticism.

So when he sees that commercial where the woman asks,"When you turn on your car, does it return the favor?" He can honestly answer, "Yes!!"

I AM MERC LOVIN'!!

That's that commercial that talks about the kansas city good bye.

ROFL

this thread has the potential for greatness...

I know this isn't the first place this has been said, but I wonder if a car takes it up the tailpipe...

is the intake valve properly lubed?

built for speed!

that car sure is curvy!

slippery when wet!..


alright, that's enough. wait, one more...

cars make his engine rev!!

There once was a strange man who felt
Amore for cars that were svelt
Then came the day
When love went astray
And his sack got caught in a fan belt

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I'd pee in a Ferrari's butt...

OMG there are 500 of these freaks.

By the way, does the car need to be 18 years old to be considered legal?

I don't even want to think about what he'd do with a Hummer.

Or for that matter, a Ford Probe.

They will all die of STPs

I must admit that I'm somewhat shamefully curious about the MG Midget, though.

I'm not a big fan of the Ford Probe, Mr. Rain Man.

I prefer the Mitsubishi Fellatio.

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