fuck that c*nt.

Oriental implies an object (i.e., slave).

Asian refers to a person.

I guess we should've bought you a round of shots instead.

Exactly. Which is why I didn't call her "Oriental" (implied sarcasm befo'). I said it TIC, and she decided to take to the 10th level. fuck 'em.

Still... there's gotta be more to the story... obviously.

She didn't follow you into the restroom for no reason.

I'm not trying to be a dick, I'm just curious.

Not really. Girls do that all the time. Particularly, those that are ****ed up.

I wish there was, But honestly, that was it.

I had a friend right there. Why she decided to throw a beer in my face (which splattered over 4 other people), I honestly don't know other than the fact that she's a beech.

Well.. damn... that's pretty ****ed up.

Maybe she follows Chiefsplanet?

Which is why I started the first bar fight of my life.

I got my azz beat about as much as a psychologists' pillow, but not nearly as much as I had coming to me.

I think the worst i ever got it was when I was stumble-drunk and taking a piss at a buddy's flop house when some broad came bursting in and didn't even look. I was pissing and she just threw her head in the toilet and let loose.

Well, y'know, I just kept on going. Right on the back of her head.

I don't know who or what hit me but the next thing I knew I was in the bathtub getting hammered through a shower curtain. Somehow I went through it and it ended up over my face and I got beat with a passion.

I guess through the squirming to get out the only solid face shot he/they got was on my lower jaw and it felt like a brick. Busted my bottom lip all to hell.

Took me a few minutes but when I got up and went to look for the guy/s (for all the good it would have done) a buddy of mine had apparently cought one and was erasing his momma's best work in the yard.

When he saw me and figured out I wasn't that bad off even though I'd bled a ton (mein blood tends to run thin) we went back in and on with the night.

But the next day I wanted to cut my stomach out. Hell it hurt. Must have take a helluva' lot of gut shots...

The funny thing is that the other girls who were with us told me that I should have punched her rather than just thrown a beer on her given her transgressions. The guys were more mixed but said they would back me up if I jumped in, so I decided to say "**** it" and rumble with those rat c*nts.

It might be more resounding if you changed it to Claythan's pillow.

I'd give some advice but apparently I'm a racist now, so...

Nein.

THat would imply that someone enjoyed it...