Kettle One is pretty cheap, I like to keep it in the freezer and drink it out of a wine glass. I get a half gallon for $30. It gives you more versatility with what you can do with it. Your hangovers are not as bad if ou drink too much as well. Well worth the extra few bucks. Also if you just put a splash of cranberry in it does make a difference.

Pretty high.

That sounds gooood. Haven't had a foo-foo drink in a while. I love banana flavored drinks.

I don't know. Complex, fancy drink recipes are kind of overkill when you're drinking alone. Just buy some cheap wine, unscrew the lid, and guzzle. It's best if it drips down your chin onto your belly.

FAX

Wow. That sounds pretty good, Mr. Bowser. What's in a banana mudslide?

FAX

There's your answer Bowser.

Apparently I don't drink it enough.

BIG DADDY
Busted by the spelling Poleece AGAIN.

Plenty of KY.

Eh, I won't do anything too complex. I'll make a big batch at the start of the evening to last the evening.

ROFL

Try a gin Martini. Since it may be your 1st, splurge a little on Bombay Sapphire. Stick a glass in the freezer for 30 minutes or so and let it get nice and cold. Doesn't need to be a martini glass, but they're nice to have around so you may want to get a couple for future use. If you don't have a shaker, put ice and gin in a glass, cover the top of the glass with something and shake vigorously. Pour gin into your nice cold glass and enjoy. If you have a couple of fat olives stick a toothpick in them and put them in the drink as well. It's refreshing and quick.

Like I said, wouldn't have busted you on it, except the chance that luv would be out lookin' for it on your description.

Good thing I didn't officially recommend it, then.

30 ml vodka
30 ml Kahlua® coffee liqueur
30 ml Bailey's® Irish cream
60 ml cream
60 ml milk
1 banana
3 ice cubes
grated chocolate



Place all ingredients, except grated chocolate, in a blender and blend until smooth. Pour into glass and enjoy


Discovered these in Jamaica, Mr. FAX. Very tasty, indeed.

Roquefort stuffed olives

Pour a couple of drops of the olive juice into the martini as well.

Hendrick's gin, tonic water, ice, garnish with a slice of cucumber.