If I were Clark, hell, even as me, I do not see how anyone could buy this bullshit. If it is your team, and the coaches are doing their jobs, then why are we so bad? If it is our talent level, well that doesn't speak well for Herm since most of these guys are his hand picked nuggets now. In the end, Herm can try with all his made up words and one liners, but he is still just a turd in a mock turtleneck.

No ****ing way.

And since when does "Gunslinger Mentality" mean the same thing as "Made of Glass"?

FYP

YES WAY! This whole thread is empty of sarcasm.

But they need to see what he can do, and they want him to go into the season knowing it's his team without looking over his shoulder.

He said they're bringing back Scanlon!

He also said they are going to look for a new fg kicker as well, and need a new LT

And an even more obscure backup QB.

He also said they're evaluating a mix of the wing-T and I-pistol

He's going to call it the Tex-Pistol

how about t-pis????

Herm said he and Clark Hunt have sent the papers to the NFL offices, that with the talent pool down in KC that for the best interest in the Chiefs the league change from 11 man football to 7 man football, and that since the takling is so bad that they should play with flags but also not limit it to that make the field 150 yards to give Colquitt more room to punt the football. Make a new rule that no pass can be over 20 yards if so it is a 25 yard penalty and a loss of downs.
He also stated that Gunther should be allowed to wear the headphones of the opposing team so he can hear what the other team is going to do because Gun is Handicapped and that it's unfair.

The he said he had to get back to his office to smoke the weed he's been puffing the entire time he's been here!:bong:

How about Tampon!? If only it could stop the bleeding from my face as I pound it with my fists (if Herm is back next season).

Pa-lease! He is a goody goody. He is more likely sitting in his office reading the bible trying to figure out WWJD if he ran a RRPP style of O. You know what he would do? Jesus would run the pistol formation 100% of the time. Why? Because he is Jesus ****ing Christ, that is why.